Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Swim Shorts (AOP)
$33.30 – $35.40
Make a splash and an impression with these wildly charming unisex swim shorts. Designed for cannonballs, dog chases, and overconfident volleyball serves, they dry quicker than your last situationship and look twice as loyal. With pockets big enough for snacks (for you or the dogs), you’ll never be underdressed for spontaneous beach zoomies again.
Categories : Bottoms, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine-approved clothing, dog themed swimwear, funny unisex swim shorts, poolside comedy chic, sorry I’m late fashion
Are you the type to cannonball into a pool after chasing a golden retriever down the beach? Perfect. These Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Swim Shorts are designed for aquatic escapades, backyard sprinkler sprints, and impromptu dog petting sessions. Made from quick-drying polyester so you won’t stay soggy longer than your excuses. Dog not included—though your devotion to every passing pup will definitely be evident in these show-stopping shorts.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Tougher than your resolve at a dog adoption event—this fabric is strong, stretchy, and basically immune to chlorine-induced heartbreak.
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Quick-Drying Fabric: Jump in the water, spot a corgi, jump out, and dry off before they escape your petting radius.
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Adjustable Drawstring Waist: Customize your fit faster than you can say, “Can I pet your dog?”
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Side Pockets: Because you never know when you’ll need to stash dog treats, sunglasses, or your dignity.
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Mesh Lining: Keeps everything in place while you’re busy not minding your own business at the dog beach.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like your heart before you met that dachshund)
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Gentle cycle (like the love between you and every stray mutt)
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Tumble dry low (your new motto for life)
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No bleach, no ironing, no drama
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Absolutely no dry cleaning (you’re not that fancy)
Size Guide:
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Waist Width: Stretchy waistband fits most life choices, from “I’ll just have a salad” to “three hot dogs and a margarita, please.”
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Length: Mid-thigh fabulousness—perfect for strutting, swimming, or slowly backing away from a Chihuahua with attitude.
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Size Range: From S to 4XL, because the love of dogs and poolside lounging knows no bounds.
Pro Tip: Pair these with a towel, flip-flops, and your best “I totally meant to end up in this dog park” expression. Ideal for beach days, lake hangs, or any situation involving sun, water, and a high probability of canine encounters. May attract friendly dogs and jealous stares—both encouraged.
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Waist width, in 15.35 – 17.72 15.75 – 18.11 16.54 – 19.29 16.93 – 20.08 17.32 – 20.87 17.72 – 21.65 18.50 – 22.44 Length, in 16.93 17.32 17.72 18.11 18.90 19.69 20.47 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 -