Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Swim Shorts (AOP)

Are you the type to cannonball into a pool after chasing a golden retriever down the beach? Perfect. These Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Swim Shorts are designed for aquatic escapades, backyard sprinkler sprints, and impromptu dog petting sessions. Made from quick-drying polyester so you won’t stay soggy longer than your excuses. Dog not included—though your devotion to every passing pup will definitely be evident in these show-stopping shorts.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: Tougher than your resolve at a dog adoption event—this fabric is strong, stretchy, and basically immune to chlorine-induced heartbreak.

• Quick-Drying Fabric: Jump in the water, spot a corgi, jump out, and dry off before they escape your petting radius.

• Adjustable Drawstring Waist: Customize your fit faster than you can say, “Can I pet your dog?”

• Side Pockets: Because you never know when you’ll need to stash dog treats, sunglasses, or your dignity.

• Mesh Lining: Keeps everything in place while you’re busy not minding your own business at the dog beach.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your heart before you met that dachshund)

• Gentle cycle (like the love between you and every stray mutt)

• Tumble dry low (your new motto for life)

• No bleach, no ironing, no drama

• Absolutely no dry cleaning (you’re not that fancy)

Size Guide:

• Waist Width: Stretchy waistband fits most life choices, from “I’ll just have a salad” to “three hot dogs and a margarita, please.”

• Length: Mid-thigh fabulousness—perfect for strutting, swimming, or slowly backing away from a Chihuahua with attitude.

• Size Range: From S to 4XL, because the love of dogs and poolside lounging knows no bounds.

Pro Tip: Pair these with a towel, flip-flops, and your best “I totally meant to end up in this dog park” expression. Ideal for beach days, lake hangs, or any situation involving sun, water, and a high probability of canine encounters. May attract friendly dogs and jealous stares—both encouraged.

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