Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Supply Hoodie

This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a lifestyle. A lifestyle where punctuality is optional and dogs are a perfectly valid excuse for being late. With 80% cotton, 20% polyester, and 100% “I swear I saw the cutest corgi,” this cozy cocoon of warmth is preshrunk to reduce shrinkage and increase excuses.

Whether you’re strolling through a dog park or just dramatically reenacting the moment you locked eyes with a golden retriever, this hoodie has your back. Literally.

Key Features:

• Drawstring Hood: Adjustable for both dodging responsibilities and pretending you didn’t just cry over a TikTok dog rescue.

• Spacious Kangaroo Pocket: Roomy enough for your phone, snacks, and a handful of mystery lint.

• 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester: Soft enough to nap in, durable enough to survive an emotional support puppy cuddle session.

• Ribbed Cuffs & Waistband: Stretchy magic that hugs you tighter than your last failed attempt at self-discipline.

• Tear-Away Label: Because even your hoodie knows when to let go.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your soul on a Monday)

• Do not bleach (it’s not that kind of hoodie)

• Tumble dry low (because high heat is for drama, not laundry)

• Iron on low (optional, but who’s got the time?)

• Do not dry clean (unless your dry cleaner is also your therapist)

Size Guide:

• XS–S: For humans who chase tiny dogs and their dreams.

• M–L: For medium-sized people with large snack pockets.

• XL–3XL: For legends who believe “oversized” is a way of life.

Pro Tip: Wearing this hoodie automatically grants you the right to interrupt any conversation with “OMG, look at that dog!” Use responsibly.

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