Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Stonewash Tank Top

Ready to look like you accidentally wandered off into a 90s music video on the way to the dog park? This stonewashed stunner is here to help. With raw-edged armholes and 100% combed cotton that’s smoother than your best pickup line (“Can I pet your dog?”), this tank top is built for sunshine, sweat, and spontaneous puppy detours.

The worn-in look is baked in (thanks, stonewash magic), so you can look effortlessly cool without trying—which is good, because you were already 15 minutes late due to an unexpected schnauzer sighting.

🐕 Key Features:

• Stonewashed Fabric: Vintage vibes without having to dig through someone’s attic. Pairs well with chaos and confidence.

• Raw Armhole Edges: Cut-off sleeve energy that screams “Yes, I lift… dogs.”

• 100% Combed Cotton: Pre-shrunk and spun smoother than your excuses. Breathable, printable, and emotionally stable.

• Ribbed Collar: Keeps its shape even after several dramatic head-whips or outfit changes.

• Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape: Reinforced seams = no sagging, no stretching, just structural support for your emotionally spontaneous fashion choices.

• Double Needle Bottom Hem: Stronger than your willpower when someone says, “You can’t pet that dog—it’s working.”

• Sewn-in Label: Because tearing out tags mid-commute is not a sport.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Your tank deserves better than a rushed laundry day. Be kind:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

• 🚫 Do not bleach (no one needs accidental tie-dye)

• 🔥 Tumble dry low—like your expectations for punctuality

• 🧲 Iron on low if necessary (but wrinkles are retro, right?)

• 🚫 Do not dry clean—this tank prefers the chill life

📏 Size Guide:

• XS – Extra Swagger: For those who travel light and chase dogs like it’s cardio.

• S – Slightly Swole: For beach days, dog days, and gym days… in theory.

• M – Medium Mischief: Just enough space for ambition and snacks.

• L – Laid-back Legend: Perfect for layering or living your best dog dad/mom fantasy.

• XL – Extra Loyal: You + this tank = unstoppable dog-spotting duo.

• 2XL – Double the Cool: Oversized energy. Understated excellence.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair this with cutoff shorts, retro sunglasses, and a dog treat pouch you swear isn’t just for snacks. Strut into every scene like you meant to be late—because when you look this good in stonewash, time bends to your will.

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