Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Sider Hoodie

The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Sider Hoodie is here to elevate your hoodie game—and your excuses. Made from 85% organic combed ringspun cotton and 15% recycled polyester, this medium-fit masterpiece combines eco-conscious comfort with the timeless charm of “Oops, I was busy petting a schnauzer.”

Featuring raglan sleeves for that effortlessly athletic vibe (even if your only cardio is chasing a beagle), and hidden side pockets for snacks, phones, or small emotional breakdowns, this hoodie is your new daily uniform. Wear it to brunch, walk your imaginary dog, or as a buffer between you and real pants.

🏷️ Key Features:

• 85% Organic Combed Ringspun Cotton, 15% Recycled Polyester: Mother Earth approves. Your skin agrees. Your laundry routine rejoices.

• Raglan Sleeves: Gives you a relaxed, athletic silhouette—even if the only sport you play is “spot the doodle.”

• Self-Colored Round Drawcord with Metal Tips: Functional and fashionable—just like your excuse for missing that 9 AM meeting.

• Side Seam Pockets: Perfect for warming hands, holding treats, or concealing evidence of late-night snack runs.

• Ribbed Cuffs & Waistband: Stays snug while you stay chill.

• Inside Herringbone Necktape & Back Half-Moon: No, you don’t have to know what it means—just know it makes you feel fancier.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• ❄️ Do not bleach

• 🌀 No tumble drying—air dry for maximum lifespan

• 🧼 Iron low if absolutely necessary

• 🚫 No dry cleaning—this hoodie doesn’t do dry clean drama

📏 Size Guide:

• XS (Extra Selective): For minimalist humans and maximalist dog lovers. Snug, stylish, and probably filled with snacks.

• S (Slightly Structured): Tailored for casual strolls, accidental cardio, and serious corgi surveillance.

• M (Moderate Mischief): Perfectly balanced—for comfort, layering, and not committing to weekend plans.

• L (Laid-Back & Legendary): Extra room for comfort and spontaneous lunges toward golden retrievers.

• XL (Extremely Loungy): Ideal for hoodie hibernation and blaming the poodle for your lateness.

• 2XL (Supreme Cozy Commander): For those who believe their clothes should be as roomy as their dog-loving heart.

💡 Pro Tip: This hoodie pairs perfectly with joggers, a laid-back attitude, and any story that starts with “I was on time… until I saw a golden retriever.” Bonus points if your side pocket contains either dog treats or snacks for you—we don’t judge.

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