Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Recycled Organic T-Shirt
$28.92 – $31.50
Feel good, look good, save the planet—accidentally show up late because you were petting a stranger’s dog. This tee is made of organic cotton and recycled polyester, so you can reduce your carbon paw-print while maintaining peak snack-comfort levels. It’s stylish, semi-relaxed, and responsibly made, unlike your weekend decisions.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog distraction fashion, eco friendly dog tee, organic cotton sarcasm, sustainable style delay, unapologetically late couture
Ever wanted to save the planet, look casually stunning, and have the perfect excuse for showing up 20 minutes late to everything? Say no more. This unisex recycled organic tee combines 55% organic airlume cotton, 45% recycled polyester, and 100% guilt-free fashion. With a semi-relaxed fit and a neckline just high enough to say, “I recycle AND I’m stylish,” this shirt screams, “I care… and I saw a dog.”
Whether you’re saving whales or just sipping an oat milk latte on a park bench while making eye contact with a corgi, this tee has your back (literally).
Key Features:
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55% Organic Cotton + 45% Recycled Polyester – Like a smoothie of conscience and comfort.
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Light Fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) – Breezy enough to keep your cool even when someone says “I don’t like dogs.”
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Semi-Relaxed Fit – Hugs where you want, hides your snack stash where you need.
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High-Cut Neckline – Elegant. Refined. Excellent for hiding mild coffee spills.
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Tear-Away Label – Because nothing should scratch you but your ex’s bad decisions.
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Eco Vibes – Printed using the Direct-to-Film method, which sounds like a Hollywood blockbuster about sustainability.
Care Instructions:
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🧼 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) – like your soul before coffee.
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🚫 Do not bleach – let your personality do the brightening.
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🌬️ Tumble dry low – or hang dry and feel smug about saving energy.
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🧼 Iron on low heat – just like your morning motivation.
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❌ Do not dryclean – this isn’t a ballgown.
Size Guide:
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XS – For folks who fit in one subway seat.
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S – For those who almost didn’t need the kids’ menu.
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M – The “goldilocks” of sizes.
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L – Confidently roomy; ideal for post-brunch naps.
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XL – Because comfort is a lifestyle choice.
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2XL – AKA: The Blanket You Can Wear in Public.
Pro Tip: Pair it with a reusable water bottle, ethical judgment of fast fashion, and the unwavering confidence of someone who definitely makes their own hummus.
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