Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Quarter-Zip Pullover

Let’s face it—when you’re late, there are two types of people: those who make excuses, and those who own it with impeccable style. Enter the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Quarter-Zip Pullover. This isn’t just a pullover; it’s a lifestyle statement. Whether you’re training for a marathon (of dog videos) or sprinting to catch brunch after a spontaneous sidewalk cuddle with a corgi, this lightweight, moisture-wicking, “my-priorities-are-adorable” pullover has your back. Literally.

Crafted from 100% polyester and infused with Sport-Tek® PosiCharge® sorcery (read: color-staying, odor-fighting, snag-resisting magic), it’s the perfect choice for people who are fast on their feet but slow when they spot a golden retriever.

Key Features:

🐾 100% Polyester – Built from synthetic wizardry that’s stronger than your willpower when a puppy locks eyes with you.
💨 Moisture-Wicking Fabric – Wicks away sweat from spontaneous jogs or panic-sprints after realizing you’re late… again.
🧥 Cadet Collar – Stylishly guards your neck from both the wind and judgmental glances.
🔄 Tear-Away Label – Because scratchy neck tags are the enemy of joy (and comfort).
🔧 Reverse Coil Zipper with Metal Head – Industrial-strength zip for when you dramatically unzip mid-dog story.
🎨 DTF Printing – That’s Direct-To-Film, not what you thought. A crisp, clean design transfer that won’t flake like your gym attendance.

Care Instructions:

Because even high-functioning dog-distracted fashionistas need laundry help:
🐕‍🦺 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
🐾 No bleach—this pullover is already bright enough with personality
🚫 Do not tumble dry—air it out like your excuses
⚠️ Do not iron—wrinkles are just fabric’s way of expressing character
💼 No dry cleaning—it’s not that kind of bougie

Size Guide:

🐾 XS (Extra Snug): For the speed-walker who’s always first to spot the poodle. Compact, quick, and always in motion.

🐾 S (Slightly Swift): For the casual stroller who stops mid-step to point out a dachshund in a sweater.

🐾 M (Moderately Distracted): The balanced observer—part jogger, part “OMG is that a Great Dane in boots?” enthusiast.

🐾 L (Leisurely Looker): For the ones who pretend they’re on a fitness walk but really just want to meet neighborhood golden retrievers.

🐾 XL (Excited Hugger): For those who make detours, lie on sidewalks, and ask strangers, “Can I pet your dog?”

🐾 2XL (Certified Canine Enthusiast): Big heart, bigger reactions. If your voice goes up three octaves at the sight of a puppy—this one’s for you.

🐾 3XL (Alpha Dog Spotter): You don’t chase trends, you chase tail wags. Style meets dedication in your pet-praising path.

🐾 4XL (Top Dog): For the ultimate dog-lover who needs maximum comfort to contain maximum joy. Roomy enough for movement and spontaneous floor cuddles.

Pro Tip: Pair this pullover with a latte, earbuds, and a vague expression of urgency. That way, you can look busy and fashionably aloof while explaining, “Sorry I’m Late—I Saw a Dog” for the fifteenth time this month. Bonus points if you pet the dog and get a selfie.

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