Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Polo Shirt (Embroidery)
$43.12 – $54.12
When business casual meets dog-induced distraction, you get this embroidered polo. Made for professionals who take their fashion and canine sightings seriously, this shirt screams, “I’m here to impress… unless there’s a golden retriever within 500 feet.” With silky-soft fabric, a fit so relaxed it might need therapy, and breathability that rivals a fan on full blast, this tee is your new go-to for work, play, or explaining to HR why you were late again.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : casual canine fashion, dog lovers polo, funny embroidered shirt, sorry I’m late shirt, unisex polo with attitude
Business casual just got a whole lot more canine. This embroidered polo shirt says, “Yes, I have important things to do… unless I see a dog.” Crafted from a luxurious polyester-cotton blend that feels as smooth as your best excuses, this shirt is the perfect combo of class and comfort. The flat knit collar adds flair, the side vents say “I don’t sweat, I sparkle,” and the embroidered declaration ensures your priorities are crystal clear.
Whether you’re hitting the boardroom, the golf course, or a random dog park detour, this shirt’s got your back (literally—with breathable stitching and a silky fit).
Key Features:
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65% polyester, 35% cotton pique: Because you deserve both softness and structure—just like your morning routine.
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Relaxed fit (runs large): For those who like their shirts how they like their weekends: roomy and commitment-free.
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Flat knit collar and cuffs: It’s like your shirt is wearing a tuxedo—without the stress of a formal event.
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Metal buttons w/ matching plastic rims: Sophisticated touches that whisper “I care,” but not too loudly.
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Side vents for breathability: Because looking great and overheating are mutually exclusive.
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Embroidery decoration method: Stitching your sense of humor directly into your wardrobe.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (preferably not while you’re wearing it)
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No bleach—your dog didn’t ask for tie-dye
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Tumble dry low (we mean the dryer, not your energy)
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Cool iron if needed, but we both know you won’t
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Do not dryclean—this is a chill shirt, not a power suit
Size Guide:
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S to 5XL: Whether you’re compact like a corgi or grand like a Great Dane, there’s a fit for every fabulous frame.
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Shirt runs Large—just like your tendency to adopt every stray in sight.
Pro Tip: Pair this polo with khakis and a coffee for the full “Yes, I’m late, but at least I look like a functioning adult” vibe. Bonus points if you accessorize with a dog treat in your pocket—just in case.
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