Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Polo Shirt (AOP)

Looking for a polo that screams “I have questionable priorities and excellent taste”? Say no more. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog unisex polo is the spiritual successor to your dad’s golf shirt – but with way more personality and 100% fewer boring stripes. With a pointed collar for boardroom flair and breathable polyester for backyard dog-spotting, you’ll be polished and prepared to bolt after any pupper in sight.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester – For when cotton just can’t keep up with your dog-chasing lifestyle.

• Extra Light Fabric (4.13 oz/yd²) – So lightweight you’ll feel like you’re being pulled toward the nearest dog park by fate.

• Pointed Collar – Adds that “I’m sophisticated but will still squeal at a corgi” touch.

• Three-Button Placket – For quick ventilation when excitement levels spike at the sight of a dachshund in a sweater.

• Black or White Thread & Buttons – Because even chaos needs coordination.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (because you’re cool), gentle cycle.
• Tumble dry low, like your expectations when a walk turns up zero dogs.
• Do not bleach (unless you enjoy sadness).
• Do not iron (because wrinkles are just experience lines for clothes).

Size Guide:

• S – Slim and sprightly

• M – Medium-sized mayhem

• L – Large and lounging

• XL – Extra love for extra dogs

• 2XL – Two-pup cuddles ready

• 3XL – Maximum dog-per-lap real estate

Pro Tip: Pair with an alert expression and a leash in your pocket – you never know when you’ll spot a stray floof. This shirt won’t just say “I love dogs”… it’ll shout it, wagging tail not included.

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