Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Performance Long Sleeve Shirt
Price range: $28.22 through $30.45
This long sleeve performance shirt is built for speed, sweat, and sudden canine encounters. With moisture-wicking magic, UPF 30+ sun protection, and a fit that says “Yes, I did chase that beagle,” it’s perfect for jogs, gym sessions, or sprinting across a crosswalk because you thought you saw a labradoodle. Prepare to sweat… or at least dramatically gesture about the dog you just met.
Categories : Long Sleeves, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog lover workout gear, funny performance shirt, humorous athletic apparel, sorry I’m late activewear, unisex long sleeve dog shirt
Introducing the only performance shirt designed for spontaneous sprints toward golden retrievers. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Performance Long Sleeve Shirt isn’t just a shirt—it’s a lifestyle. Made from moisture-wicking, 100% polyester that dries faster than your excuses, this athletic-fit top is perfect for everything from actual workouts to dramatic slow-motion dog sightings in the park.
With 30+ UPF protection and eye-catching colors so bright even the local dalmatians will do a double-take, this shirt proves that functional can still be funny. Whether you’re training for a marathon or a 5K walk with 30 puppy stops, this is your new uniform.
Key Features:
💧 100% Moisture-Wicking Polyester: Keeps you dry when you’re sweating from joy after seeing a lab in a bow tie.
🌞 UPF 30+ Sun Protection: Because nothing ruins a dog moment like sunburned shoulders.
🌈 Cationic Dyes for Brightness: Bold colors that stay bold, like your commitment to greeting every passing poodle.
👕 Athletic Fit: For people who move fast when they hear the word “puppy.” Runs true, but with the smug confidence of someone who’s chased a greyhound uphill.
🖨️ Direct-to-Film (DTF) Print: Printed design that’s crisp, clear, and doesn’t fade—even if your story about “the dog that looked like a fox” does.
Care Instructions:
For best results (and minimal shrinkage of dignity):
🐾 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
🚫 Do not bleach—unless you’re into accidental tie-dye
🌬️ Tumble dry low or air dry like a free spirit
🔥 Do not iron—wrinkles add personality
🏷️ Skip the dry cleaner—it’s a dog shirt, not a tuxedoSize Guide:
🐕 XS (Quick Dash & Faster Apology): Agile and adorable—just like that dachshund in a tutu.
🐕 S (Subtle Sprint): Ideal for casually jogging toward strangers and their terriers.
🐕 M (Moderate Mischief): Balanced like your dog-to-human conversation ratio.
🐕 L (Loud Laugher at Dog Memes): Room to gesture wildly about that pug you saw last week.
🐕 XL (Extra Late but Very Pet-Friendly): Big personality. Bigger hugs for huskies.
🐕 2XL (Legendary Leash Holder): The go-to for serious sniff-and-stroll missions.Pro Tip: Wear this shirt during runs, dog park trips, or dramatic reenactments of “The Time I Thought It Was a Wolf But It Was Just a Very Fluffy German Shepherd.” Pairs beautifully with athletic shorts, running shoes, and a sense of urgency for all things furry.
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