Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Oversized Boxy Tee
Price range: $31.22 through $34.53
Running late again? Blame the dogs—and do it in style. This oversized boxy tee is your official uniform for spontaneous tail-chasing detours and public displays of canine admiration. With a comfy fit and vintage vibes, it’s basically wearable proof that you have your priorities (dogs) in order. Fashionably flustered? Absolutely. Regretful? Never. 🐾
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine fashion statement, dog lover shirt, funny oversized tee, late because dog, unisex boxy t-shirt
This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a billboard for your canine-induced tardiness. Made from buttery soft airlume cotton and stitched together with enough style to make even the trendiest goldendoodle jealous, this oversized boxy tee gives you the freedom to sprint, swerve, or dramatically gasp every time a tail wags nearby. The dropped shoulders scream, “I’m chill,” while the print says, “But also wildly distracted by dogs.”
✨ Key Features:
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100% Airlume Combed and Ring-Spun Cotton: Like regular cotton, but fancier—your skin will thank you, and possibly write you a thank-you note.
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Relaxed, Boxy Fit with Dropped Shoulders: Perfect for maximum drama when pointing out a dog across the street.
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Double Needle Stitching: Built to last through spontaneous zoomies and five-minute fashion shows in front of your mirror.
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Tear-Away Label: Because you deserve a scratch-free life. Dog hair is enough to deal with.
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Medium-Weight Fabric: Light enough for summer, cozy enough for layering, judgment-free for year-round dog surveillance.
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Wash cold (like your iced coffee).
- Tumble dry low (unlike your excitement when spotting a corgi).
- Do not dry clean (you’re not that fancy).
📏 Size Guide:
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XS – For snack-sized humans or those who prefer their tees cozy and clingy.
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S – Slightly more room for dramatic gestures and emotional support croissants.
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M – The universal “Goldilocks” size—just right for dog sprints and snack spills.
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L – Built for big laughs, even bigger dog reactions.
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XL – Ample space for dog treats, loose thoughts, and general chaos.
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2XL – The perfect fit for those who believe in maximum comfort and minimum effort.
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3XL – For legendary lounge sessions, oversized hugs, and intense dog-watching duty.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this tee with your favorite leggings, jeans, or existential dread. Works best when accessorized with dog fur (which will inevitably show up anyway).
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