Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Moisture Wicking Tee

Whether you’re sprinting after a golden retriever or just power-walking away from your responsibilities, this tee is built to handle both. Made from whisper-light polyester and powered by Sport-Tek®’s magical PosiCharge® technology (read: it won’t fade even if your motivation does), this shirt keeps you dry while you sweat over being late again… because, you guessed it—there was a dog.

It’s sporty, breezy, and unapologetically dog-distracted. Just like you.

🔑 Key Features:

• 100% Polyester – Stays cool, dries faster than your excuses.

• PosiCharge® Technology – Keeps colors locked in longer than your attention span at a dog park.

• Double Needle Hems – Reinforced for running, lounging, or dramatic exits.

• Side Seams – Built to hold shape even when you’re emotionally unhinged from seeing a schnauzer.

• Tear-Away Label – Because you don’t need scratchy distractions when you’re chasing tail (literally).

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold like your caffeine-deprived soul

• No bleach (dogs are colorblind anyway)

• Tumble dry low or just air it out on your dashboard

• No ironing unless you’re feeling dangerously ambitious

• Do not dry clean unless you’re also dry cleaning your emotional baggage

📏 Size Guide:

• XS – For folks who run fast, talk fast, and brake hard for Chihuahuas.

• S – The standard issue for dog spotters who travel light and sprint often.

• M – A middle ground for those who chase dogs but still value snack storage space.

• L – For humans who need wiggle room when lunging at fluffy distractions.

• XL – Generous comfort for exaggerated storytelling and grand hand gestures.

• 2XL – Built for long walks, longer excuses, and emergency dog treats.

• 3XL – Because sometimes one dog turns into five and your shirt should keep up.

• 4XL – Maximum airflow and freedom to dramatically react to every passing pupper.

💡 Pro Tip:Pair it with joggers, a leash, and your favorite “Oops I Adopted Another Dog” energy. Ideal for workouts, park strolls, or running 10 minutes late to everything.

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