Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Midweight Softstyle Fleece Hoodie

Introducing the hoodie that says “I have my life together… except when there’s a dog.” This unisex midweight fleece hoodie combines cozy warmth, ethical karma, and irresistible softness all wrapped up in one tail-waggin’ package. With a classic fit and a socially responsible manufacturing pedigree, this is the perfect companion for spontaneous walkies, couch hibernation, or pretending to jog past your neighbor’s golden retriever.

Key Features:

• Dog-Watching Certified Comfort: 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester with a soft 100% cotton face, perfect for blending into the dog park like a comfy ninja.

• Two-Piece Hood, Double the Sass: Lined with jersey fabric for warmth, style, and the occasional peek-a-boo with your own ears.

• Pouch Pocket = Snack Storage: Holds your hands, your phone, and approximately four treats (for the dog, obviously).

• Ethically Made: WRAP-certified, Fair Labor-approved, and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 compliant—because good hoodies don’t hurt the planet (or puppies).

• Dropped Shoulders: For that “I woke up like this” slouchy vibe—effortless, like a dog stealing your sandwich.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle

• Non-chlorine bleach only when life gets messy

• Tumble dry: low heat (or hang it up like the adult you pretend to be)

• Iron: low heat (but let’s be real, who irons hoodies?)

• No dry cleaning. This hoodie is chill, not high-maintenance.

Size Guide:

• Small – Fits like your life before the dog: a little snug but still manageable.

• Medium – Like your average snack stash: not too little, not too much.

• Large – Roomy enough for snacks and snuggles.

• XL & Up – The hoodie equivalent of a bear hug. For those who love space, comfort, or secretly carry a corgi.

Pro Tip: Layer this under your dog-watching trench coat, or rock it solo for that “cozy but prepared for impromptu belly rubs” look. Also great for ghosting plans in favor of dog sightings—just point to the hoodie, shrug, and walk away slowly.

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