Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Long Sleeve Pocket T-Shirt

Finally—a shirt that validates your lifestyle and holds your emergency snack. Whether you’re late to brunch, work, or your own surprise party, this heavyweight long sleeve tee says, “I came prepared… just not on time.” With its relaxed fit and handy-dandy chest pocket (perfect for dog treats or tiny existential crises), it’s the wardrobe MVP you never knew you needed—but your dog definitely approves.

🧵 Key Features:

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Spun with love and sarcasm in equal measure. Like a hug, but socially acceptable in public.

• Pigment Dyed for Vintage Vibes – Pre-aged so you don’t have to explain you were “into it before it was cool.”

• Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape – Structural integrity so strong it might hold your emotional baggage. (Might.)

• Left Chest Pocket – Finally, a secure home for your phone, receipts, or miniature squeaky toy.

• Relaxed Fit – For maximum comfort while pretending you’re not stalking dogs on the sidewalk.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, gentle cycle (just like your approach to life).

• No bleach (we like our memories, not stains, to fade).

• Tumble dry low or just leave it on your chair for 3 days.

• Iron low if you must—but wrinkles are just fabric’s way of expressing individuality.

• Do not dry clean. Seriously, you’re not that fancy.

📏 Size Guide:

• Small – For the human equivalent of a wiry Jack Russell.

• Medium – Built for the average squirrel chaser.

• Large – You appreciate elbow room… and elbow patches.

• XL – You’ve got big bark, and you need big fabric.

• 2XL – Because sometimes, a human blanket is the vibe.

• 3XL – Generously roomy, like your heart when you see a Corgi.

💡 Pro Tip: That pocket? Perfect for business cards that say “Dog First, People Later.” Or—hear us out—a tiny framed photo of the best dog you ever met at a farmers’ market. Wear with pride, and possibly a leash.

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