Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Lightweight Long Sleeve Tee

You were headed to the gym. Or a hot date. Or a very important tax audit. But then you saw a dog. And like any rational human, you made eye contact and forgot everything else. This lightweight long sleeve tee? It’s your alibi, your fashion statement, your sweat-wicking sidekick through the perilous journey of spotting dogs and pretending to be productive. With its athletic fit and “I swear I had a good reason” energy, it’s perfect for workouts, walkies, or running from responsibilities.

Key Features:

• 100% Moisture-Wicking Polyester – Keeps you cooler than your reaction to seeing a puppy in a bow tie.

• Extra Light Fabric (3.8 oz/yd²) – As breezy as your excuse for being late (again).

• Athletic Fit – Designed for dog-chasers, not couch potatoes (but we won’t tell).

• Direct-to-Film Print – Because your love for dogs deserves to be transferred crisply and colorfully.

• Tear-Away Label – For those who rip out tags like they’re escaping the corporate leash.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart),
• No bleach (this isn’t 2005),
• No tumble dry (air it out like your excuses),
• No ironing (it’s casual, just like your punctuality),
• No dry cleaning (you’re not a stockbroker).

Size Guide:

• XS (Extra Small) – For those who are compact, efficient, and possibly part ninja. Perfect if you frequently hide behind houseplants or dogs.

• S (Small) – Just enough room for your dog-loving heart and a few snacks. Ideal for nimble huggers and sidewalk weavers.

• M (Medium) – The goldilocks of sizes: not too tight, not too loose—just right for spontaneous zoomies or impromptu brunch plans.

• L (Large) – Roomy enough for layers, cozy enough for couch lounging, and stylish enough to chase dogs and dreams.

• XL (Extra Large) – Because you need space—for comfort, movement, and that overwhelming enthusiasm when you see a golden retriever.

• 2XL (Double Extra Large) – More fabric, more flair, more “Yes, I will stop to pet that dog.”

• 3XL (Triple Extra Large) – Built for big energy, big hugs, and bigger dog sightings. You’re not just late—you’re legendary.

• 4XL (Quad Extra Large) – For the humans who show up with presence, confidence, and possibly a pocket full of treats.

Pro Tip: Pair this tee with your best “It’s not me, it’s the dog’s fault” look. Works like a charm in meetings, gym sessions, and awkward family reunions. Also absorbs tears if the dog doesn’t let you pet it.

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