Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Jersey Tank

This tank top is what happens when comfort meets chaos—in the best way. Whether you’re lifting weights, chasing squirrels (for cardio, obviously), or simply sprinting across a park to say “Hi” to someone else’s dog, this jersey tank is your stylish co-conspirator. It’s soft, lightweight, and versatile enough to go from “hot mess” to “hot jogger” in seconds. And yes, it’s unisex, because dog obsession knows no gender.

🐕 Key Features:

• 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton: That’s fancy talk for “ridiculously soft,” like snuggling a cloud that barks.

• Light Fabric (4.2 oz/yd²): Feels like wearing absolutely nothing—except you’re actually dressed, so no public indecency charges!

• Retail Fit: Tailored enough to look cool, roomy enough to eat tacos in. Bless.

• Side Seams: Because structural support isn’t just for bridges. Keeps the shape and holds your look together (unlike your schedule).

• Self-Fabric Binding: The tank makes a commitment to match with itself. A rare example of consistency in a world full of ghosted texts.

• Tear-Away Label: Because nothing ruins a zen moment like a scratchy tag jabbing your soul.

• Color-Dependent Fiber Mix: Some tanks bring polyester or rayon to the party. It’s a blend. It’s wild. Embrace the mystery.

🧺 Care Instructions:

Taking care of your tank is easier than managing your group chat:

• 🧼 Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F)

• 🚫 Use non-chlorine bleach when needed (we all make mistakes)

• 🔥 Tumble dry medium (but don’t bake it, please)

• 🧲 Iron, steam, or dry with medium heat if you’re feeling domestic

• 🚫 Do not dry clean (unless you’re trying to flex for absolutely no reason)

📏 Size Guide:

• XS – Extra Sleek: Great for tiny dog lovers or big snack avoiders.

• S – Socially Acceptable: For those who enjoy comfort but still want to look like they do Pilates.

• M – Medium Mayhem: Balanced perfectly between Netflix lounging and spontaneous jogging.

• L – Leisure Royalty: A loose-but-not-too-loose fit for alpha dog-walkers.

• XL – Extra Loyal (To Snacks): Roomy, cozy, and judgement-free—like your golden retriever.

• 2XL – Twice the Woof: Made for max movement, max lounging, and maximum excuses.

💡 Pro Tip: Wearing this tank increases your chances of being stopped by strangers asking, “Where’d you get that?”—followed by, “Also, can I pet your dog?” (even if you don’t have one). Bonus points if you layer it with existential dread and a fanny pack full of treats.

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