Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Jersey T-Shirt

This tee is the Swiss Army knife of your wardrobe: comfy enough for lazy Sundays, stylish enough for dog-spotting brunches, and breathable enough to survive your third coffee-fueled existential crisis of the day. Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s like wearing a hug—without the social pressure of returning one. And yes, it’s perfect for layering, lounging, or leaping across sidewalks to pet an unsuspecting labradoodle.

Key Features:

• Super Lightweight Fabric – Floats like a cloud, breathes like a yoga instructor.

• Retail Fit – Looks like it costs more than your emotional stability.

• Ribbed Knit Collar – Holds its shape better than your last relationship.

• Shoulder Tape & Side Seams – Keeps the structure like a well-trained border collie.

• Tear-Away Label – Because you deserve comfort and the absence of neck itches.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart), tumble dry low (like your expectations), do not bleach (unless you like surprises), and iron on low (not that you will).
• Avoid dry cleaning unless you’re feeling fancy.

Size Guide:

• XS – For folks who believe in minimal fabric and maximum sass.

• S – Small but mighty (and potentially allergic to mornings).

• M – Medium energy, big dog vibes.

• L – For the emotionally stable… allegedly.

• XL – Extra love, extra dog hair.

• 2XL–4XL – Because you need room for snacks and soft feelings.

Pro Tip: This tee layers beautifully under cardigans, jackets, or your sense of social anxiety. Bonus: It looks incredible when paired with dog drool and a chaotic walk in the park.

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