Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Jersey Long Sleeve Tee

Let’s face it: punctuality is overrated, especially when a dog sighting is involved. Enter this long sleeve tee – a light, buttery-soft jersey knit built for comfort, layered wit, and being perpetually delayed for canine-related reasons. With its retail fit and tear-away label (for those who don’t want life scratching at the back of their neck), this shirt is perfect for lounging, brunching, or explaining why you’re late… again.

Key Features:

• 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft enough to make clouds jealous. (Heather and specialty blends vary. So does your taste in excuses.)

• Light Fabric (4.2 oz/yd²): Airy enough for year-round wear and impromptu squirrel-chasing reenactments.

• Retail Fit: Not boxy, not clingy. Just right—like the Goldilocks of dog-watching attire.

• With Side Seams: Because even your shirt deserves structure when you clearly don’t have any.

• Shoulder Tape & Ribbed Collar: Keeps it all in place when you’re dramatically telling stories about the Shiba Inu you met at the gas station.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your heart before the dog winked at you).
• Non-chlorine bleach when needed (we won’t judge your laundry game).
• Tumble dry low (no shirt shrinkage sabotage here).
• Do not dry clean (you’re not fancy, you’re funny).
• Iron on low heat (if you must).

Size Guide:

• XS–4XL: Because dog lovers come in all shapes, sizes, and levels of lateness.

• Runs True to Size: Unless your idea of “true” includes extra snacks – then maybe size up.

• Sleeve Lengths for Maximum Paw-High Fives: From XS tiny gestures to 4XL dramatic dog reenactments.

Pro Tip: Layer this shirt under your moral compass as you justify stopping mid-walk to greet every single pup you encounter. Perfect for brunches, bonfires, or spontaneous barks of joy. Pair with coffee and an unnecessary story about a dog named Pickles.

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