Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Hooded Zip Sweatshirt

Sometimes life gets chilly—and sometimes you see a Frenchie and completely forget you were on your way to work. This Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Zip Hoodie is built for both of those moments. Made with a soft, comfy blend of 50% combed ringspun cotton and 50% polyester, it’s the perfect layer for winter weather or spontaneous detours through the dog park.

With a regular fit, brushed fleece interior, and a zip that works smoother than your last relationship, this hoodie is everything you need in a garment: warm, stylish, and totally enabling your dog-related distractions.

🏷️ Key Features:

• 50% Combed Ringspun Cotton, 50% Polyester: The cotton brings the comfort. The polyester brings the durability. Together, they make your favorite “I-swear-I’ll-only-wear-it-once” hoodie.

• Brushed Fleece Interior: Like being hugged by a cloud that respects your personal space and supports your questionable choices.

• Full Zip with Metal Head: Smooth, sturdy, and not passive-aggressive when things get tense—unlike your ex.

• Kangaroo Pouch Pockets: Built for hand warming, snack smuggling, or holding emergency dog treats. You know, the essentials.

• Self-Colored Drawstring Hood: Because even chaos needs a color-coordinated exit plan.

• Side Seams for Structure: So even if your life’s a mess, your hoodie doesn’t have to be.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F)

• ❌ Do not bleach (unless you’re into reckless fashion experiments)

• 🌀 Tumble dry low

• 🧼 Iron on low heat, steam optional (sass mandatory)

• 🚫 No dry cleaning—this hoodie’s not attending a gala

📏 Size Guide:

• XS (Compact & Comfy): For the minimalist who packs light, lives tidy, and still stops to pet every dog.

• S (Snug but Social): Fitted for casual adventures and unexpected dog encounters at the coffee shop.

• M (Moderately Roomy): Not too tight, not too baggy—ideal for layered looks and layered life decisions.

• L (Laid-Back & Loving It): Great for hoodie lovers who value comfort and don’t mind carrying a few emotional support snacks.

• XL (Extra Lounge Energy): Generously cozy, perfect for cold days, warm drinks, and warm-hearted labradors.

• 2XL (Max Chill Mode): The “I’m not leaving the couch unless there’s a dog involved” fit. Cozy, oversized, and unapologetic.

💡 Pro Tip: Zip this hoodie up when you need to look “put together,” then unzip it dramatically when someone says they don’t like dogs. Pairs well with jeans, joggers, and an overwhelming urge to ask strangers if you can pet their Shih Tzu.

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