Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt Made in US
$89.70 – $133.97
Running late? Blame it on the dog—and do it in style. This heavyweight hoodie is basically a wearable excuse with a kangaroo pocket. Made in the USA, soft enough to rival your therapist’s hug, and cozy enough to make you forget you’re 45 minutes behind schedule. Bonus: doubles as a snack pouch and emotional support garment.
Categories : Hoodies, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine excuse couture, dog lover hoodie, made in USA hoodie, sorry I’m late sweatshirt, unisex dog apparel
Meet the hoodie that’s warmer than a puppy snuggle and more dependable than your Wi-Fi signal. Made and assembled right here in the USA (yes, freedom threads!), this cozy classic fit hoodie is crafted with a heavyweight cotton-poly blend that refuses to shrink—unlike your patience in traffic. With a front muff pocket for stashing dog treats (or snacks, we don’t judge), this hoodie screams, “I meant to be on time, but there was a dog, and priorities were set.”
🔑 Key Features:
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80% Cotton, 20% Polyester: Soft enough to make a cloud cry.
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Heavyweight Fabric (9.5 oz/yd²): For those who take their coziness seriously.
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Double-Lined Hood with Drawstring: Customize your level of head cocoon.
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Front Muff Pocket: For hands, snacks, existential dread—you name it.
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1×1 Ribbed Cuffs & Hem (with Spandex): Snug, stretchy, and oddly satisfying.
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Made in the USA: Woven with liberty, stitched with justice.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because you and your hoodie deserve only the best:
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Machine wash cold (dog hair friendly)
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Do not bleach (unless you want a tragic tie-dye)
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Tumble dry low (like your ambition on Mondays)
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Do not iron (this hoodie is already hot)
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Do not dry clean (this isn’t Wall Street)
📏 Size Guide:
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Small: For people who still use their ex’s Netflix.
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Medium: Balanced—like your daily caffeine intake.
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Large: Space for your arms and your emotional baggage.
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XL–4XL: Because layering is a lifestyle, not a choice.
💡 Pro Tip: Wear this hoodie to avoid awkward social interactions. Simply point at the text, nod solemnly, and proceed to pet every dog in sight. Works 100% of the time. Science probably backs this.
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