Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt Made in US

Meet the hoodie that’s warmer than a puppy snuggle and more dependable than your Wi-Fi signal. Made and assembled right here in the USA (yes, freedom threads!), this cozy classic fit hoodie is crafted with a heavyweight cotton-poly blend that refuses to shrink—unlike your patience in traffic. With a front muff pocket for stashing dog treats (or snacks, we don’t judge), this hoodie screams, “I meant to be on time, but there was a dog, and priorities were set.”

🔑 Key Features:

• 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester: Soft enough to make a cloud cry.

• Heavyweight Fabric (9.5 oz/yd²): For those who take their coziness seriously.

• Double-Lined Hood with Drawstring: Customize your level of head cocoon.

• Front Muff Pocket: For hands, snacks, existential dread—you name it.

• 1×1 Ribbed Cuffs & Hem (with Spandex): Snug, stretchy, and oddly satisfying.

• Made in the USA: Woven with liberty, stitched with justice.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Because you and your hoodie deserve only the best:

• Machine wash cold (dog hair friendly)

• Do not bleach (unless you want a tragic tie-dye)

• Tumble dry low (like your ambition on Mondays)

• Do not iron (this hoodie is already hot)

• Do not dry clean (this isn’t Wall Street)

📏 Size Guide:

• Small: For people who still use their ex’s Netflix.

• Medium: Balanced—like your daily caffeine intake.

• Large: Space for your arms and your emotional baggage.

• XL–4XL: Because layering is a lifestyle, not a choice.

💡 Pro Tip: Wear this hoodie to avoid awkward social interactions. Simply point at the text, nod solemnly, and proceed to pet every dog in sight. Works 100% of the time. Science probably backs this.

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