Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt

Do you suffer from chronic lateness due to spontaneous dog-spotting? Good news—this hoodie does too. The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt is your warm, wearable excuse wrapped in an 80/20 cotton-polyester blend that hugs you tighter than a golden retriever who missed you for five minutes. With a cozy jersey-lined hood and sleeves roomy enough for dramatic arm gestures when recounting the size of the Great Dane you just saw, this sweatshirt brings both comfort and canine-spotting credibility.

Key Features:

• Premium Pupper-Proof Fabric: 80% cotton, 20% polyester fleece, 100% ready for dog hair.

• Hood With Drawstrings: For style, warmth, and dramatic flair during cold-weather storytelling.

• Elastic Ribbed Cuffs & Waistband: For shape retention—because your fashion choices should never sag, even if your punctuality does.

• Double Needle Stitching: Because you deserve craftsmanship that outlasts your attention span at a dog park.

• Tear-away Label: Because scratchy tags are for amateurs, and this hoodie is a professional excuse machine.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart).
• Tumble dry low (like your standards for dog names).
• No bleach.
• No ironing, and absolutely no dry cleaning—because who has time for that when there are dogs to be seen?

Size Guide:

• XS: For those who like their hoodies snug and their dogs tiny.

• S-M: The universally accepted size for people who say, “I’m just here for the dogs.”

• L-XL: Built for serious lounging and maximum snack pocket capacity.

• 2XL-5XL: For big personalities, bigger hugs, and the biggest dog energy.

Pro Tip: Layer it up with your best “I swear I was on time until the labrador” expression and watch people nod in understanding. Works best when accessorized with dog treats and a selfie featuring someone else’s beagle.

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