Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Heavyweight Letterman Jacket

When your excuse for being late is dog-related and you’re stylishly warm, you’ve officially peaked. This heavyweight letterman jacket isn’t just a jacket—it’s a lifestyle. Made from a cozy blend of ring-spun cotton and polyester, it says “I could’ve gone pro, but I chose walkies.” With garment-dyed prints that stay vibrant longer than your New Year’s resolutions, this jacket brings varsity vibes to anyone whose heart skips a beat at the sight of floppy ears and wagging tails.

Key Features:

• 80% Ring-Spun Cotton, 20% Polyester – Feels like a warm hug from a golden retriever.

• Garment-Dyed Goodness – Because nothing says luxury like pre-loved softness and colors that won’t ghost you.

• Medium-Heavy Fabric (9.73 oz/yd²) – Not just for pep rallies—perfect for dog parks, coffee runs, or awkward ex encounters.

• Sewn-In Label – Because we believe even tags should stay put, unlike your last situationship.

• Made in the USA – As patriotic as a beagle in a flag bandana.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, gentle cycle (like your tone when asking for belly rubs)

• Tumble dry low (your energy after one social interaction)

• Do not iron (unless you want crispy paws)

• Do not dry clean (leave that drama for your espresso machine)

Size Guide:

Let’s make sure this jacket fits better than your last date:

• Width (in): From snuggly to roomy: XS (19.2) → 3XL (27.2)

• Length (in): Covers your torso and your regrets: XS (26) → 3XL (32)

• Sleeve Length (in): Perfect for paw-waving: XS (25.2) → 3XL (29.2)

• Size Tolerance: ±1 inch, because perfection is overrated.

Pro Tip: Pair it with jeans, joggers, or your “I totally have my life together” face. This jacket adds instant credibility to your story about why you stopped mid-crosswalk to pet a stranger’s corgi. Bonus points if you actually bring treats.

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