Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Heavy Oversize Tee

This is not just a t-shirt. This is a hug in heavyweight cotton, designed for the unapologetically late and fashionably flustered. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Heavy Oversize Tee is made from 100% cotton, built for lazy lounging, dramatic gasps at Dalmatians, and spontaneous pup-chasing.

With dropped shoulders, a wide fit, and fabric thick enough to double as emotional armor, this shirt gives you the perfect balance of streetwear swagger and “I was too busy petting a French bulldog to care about time.”

✨ Key Features:

• 🧵 100% Cotton: Soft. Sturdy. Breathable. Basically the Labrador of fabrics.

• 📦 Heavyweight Fabric (7.0 oz.): Thick enough to block judgmental glares from people who don’t understand the importance of dog detours.

• 📏 Wide Fit + Dropped Shoulders: For that “I didn’t show up on time, but I did show up looking cool” energy.

• 👕 Crewneck Style: The collar stays in place while you wildly pivot mid-conversation to point at a poodle.

• 📎 Sewn-In Labels: Located at the neck and left side—because if you’re going to wear your heart on your sleeve, your label can hang out somewhere else.

🧺 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your calendar planning)

• Wash with similar colors—like other excuses in garment form

• Non-chlorine bleach only (this shirt has enough personality already)

• Tumble dry low—this tee is laid-back, not high-maintenance

• Iron low, avoid the print (and avoid eye contact when late)

• Do not dry clean—seriously, it’s just a t-shirt, not a tux

• Keep away from fire (and from people who don’t like dogs)

📏 Size Guide:

• XS–S – For sleek movers who make stylish exits from dog conversations

• M–L – Roomy enough for your excuses and a few dog treats in the pocket

• XL–2XL – Ideal for those with large dog energy and zero punctuality

• 3XL–5XL – Maximum fabric, maximum comfort, and maximum “I saw a Great Dane in a hoodie and had to investigate” vibes

💡 Pro Tip: Pairs perfectly with joggers, beanies, and a well-practiced “Sorry, I saw a dog” face. Ideal for layering over late arrivals, missed appointments, and spontaneous side quests involving adorable mutts.

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