Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top
$22.62 – $26.27
This classic-fit cotton tank is your all-access pass to comfort, style, and just enough arm freedom to chase after every dog you see. Made from soft preshrunk cotton and built to survive laundry, workouts, and spontaneous puppy meet-and-greets, it’s the tank that says, “I lift… mostly treats and tail wags.”
Categories : Tank Tops, Women’s Clothing
Tag : classic fit cotton tank, dog lover gym wear, funny unisex tank top, preshrunk excuse apparel, sleeveless shirt for late people
Need a tank top that can handle gym reps, dog park detours, and spontaneous snack runs? This classic-fit cotton tank is your loyal companion—unlike that flakey friend who said they’d meet you “in 5.” Made with 100% preshrunk cotton (because laundry roulette is no one’s favorite game), this tank offers dependable comfort, durability, and a vibe that says, “Yes, I was late. Yes, it was because of a dog. No, I’m not sorry.”
Whether you’re pumping iron or just pretending to jog after that golden retriever, this tank stays comfy, breathable, and forever dog-walk ready.
🐕 Key Features:
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100% Cotton (Mostly): Solid colors = pure cotton goodness. Some colors bring polyester to the party, but they clean up well.
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Classic Fit: Not too loose, not too tight—just right for lifting, lounging, or lifting dogs for selfies.
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Tear-Away Label: Because the only thing worse than being late is a scratchy tag mid-dog-hug.
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Double Needle Bottom Hem: Reinforced for people who live fast, layer hard, or wrestle Labradors.
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1×1 Ribbed Collar: Stretches when you pull it on, bounces back like your enthusiasm when you see a corgi.
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Colorful Fiber Shenanigans: Sport Grey = 90/10 cotton/poly, Graphite Heather & the neon gang = 50/50. Style meets science.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Treat this tank like your favorite comfy shirt. Because it will be.
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🧼 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
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🚫 Do not bleach (unless you want accidental tie-dye)
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🧺 Skip the tumble dryer—air dry like it’s 1995
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🧲 Iron low if it’s looking wrinkled (no pressure though)
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🚫 Do not dry clean—this tank is chill, not formal
📏 Size Guide:
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S – Slightly Swole: Fitted, flattering, and surprisingly aerodynamic.
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M – Moderately Muscular: For people who “occasionally” work out and “frequently” pet dogs.
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L – Leisure Legend: Breathable enough to sprint after a Shih Tzu or brunch.
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XL – Extra Loyal: More room, more movement, more snack stashing possibilities.
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2XL – Double the Freedom: For full torso comfort and all-day woof-ready readiness.
💡 Pro Tip: Throw this tank on with joggers, sunnies, and a “Yes, I talk to strangers’ dogs” attitude. People will think you just came from the gym—or a very intense game of fetch. Either way, you’re winning.
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