Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
Price range: $34.58 through $39.68
Running late again? Blame the dog—and now do it in style. This unisex heavy blend hoodie wraps you in the kind of cozy comfort that says, “Yes, I’m behind schedule, but I’m emotionally stable because I pet a corgi.” With a kangaroo pocket for snacks and dignity, and a soft cotton-poly blend that feels like a hug from a cloud wearing fuzzy socks, this hoodie is your official uniform for tardiness with flair.
Categories : Hoodies, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine distraction couture, cozy excusewear, dog lover hoodie, sorry I’m late style, unapologetically late fashion
Woke up late? Blamed traffic? Lost track of time watching dog videos? Buddy, just throw on this hoodie and let it do the talking. The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Unisex Hoodie is the official uniform for canine-induced delays and accidental naps. Crafted from a snuggly mix of cotton and polyester, it feels like a warm hug from your favorite golden retriever—without the shedding. Whether you’re dodging responsibilities or just cold, this hoodie’s got your back (and front, and sides, and soul).
Key Features:
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Plush Blend Fabric (50% cotton, 50% polyester): As soft and dependable as your childhood dog, but with fewer accidents on the carpet.
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Kangaroo Pouch Pocket: Because you need a place to keep snacks. Or hide your phone from actual human interaction.
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Drawstring Hood: Color-matched and drama-ready, this hood is ideal for mysterious exits and deep, hoodie-contemplation mode.
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No Side Seams, No Drama: Tubular knit means fewer seams and more streamlining—for your life and your layering.
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Ethically Sourced: Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton. So you can feel warm and woke.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold like your iced coffee soul (max 30C or 90F).
- Non-chlorine bleach if necessary—because life is messy.
- Tumble dry low, like your standards on a Monday.
- Iron low if you must, but really… who are you trying to impress?
- Do not dry clean. You’re not royalty.
Size Guide:
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S: For folks who like their excuses trim and snug.
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M: Like “medium fries”—the safest bet.
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L: Slightly oversized, like your love for every dog you meet.
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XL: Extra love. Extra excuses.
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2XL–5XL: Maximum coverage for maximum lounging. Or hiding from responsibility. No judgment.
Pro Tip: Pair this hoodie with a dazed expression and a leash in hand (even if it’s imaginary). People won’t question why you’re late—they’ll just nod in respect. Bonus points if you show them a picture of a dog. Any dog.
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