Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Heavy Blend™ Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt

Introducing the zip-up of champions, professional procrastinators, and dog-distraction specialists. This “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Full Zip Hoodie is your wearable alibi. With a soft fleece interior that feels like being hugged by a golden retriever and a metal zipper tough enough to withstand judgmental stares, it’s the cozy excuse your wardrobe’s been begging for. Bonus: it’s the only hoodie that lets you unzip your shame while staying warm and fashionably flustered.

Key Features:

• 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester: Like yin and yang, but softer and warmer.

• Air-Jet Spun Yarn: Smooth fleece so you won’t pill under pressure.

• No Side Seams: Because seams are for people with their life together.

• Drawstring Hood: Adjustable for wind, judgment, and sudden dog chases.

• Spacious Front Pockets: For snacks, phone, and possibly a leash (don’t ask).

• Classic Fit: Not too tight, not too loose—just right for a late arrival.

• Embroidery Ready: Left chest is primed for branding, sarcasm, or an embroidered apology.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (or warm, if you live on the edge)

• Tumble dry medium like a carefree renegade

• Do not bleach unless you’re going for a surprise tie-dye look

• Iron low if you must—just avoid the printed confession

• No dry cleaning; let it live its casual, chill life

Size Guide:

• Width: Roomy enough for regrets and layering

• Length: Covers the torso (and your poor time management)

• Sleeves: Built for reaching out to pet unfamiliar dogs

• S = Fashionably late, but cute
• M = Just enough room for excuses
• L = For the “it’s not my fault, it’s the dog’s” crowd
• XL–5XL = Maximum comfort for maximum distraction

Pro Tip: Zipping up this hoodie instantly increases your likelihood of seeing another dog by 37%.* (*Based on no science whatsoever, but hey, manifest it.) Pair with your favorite jeans, messy hair, and a vague sense of time.

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