Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Hawaiian Shirt (AOP)

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a lifestyle. Specifically, a lifestyle where you show up 30 minutes late to the luau because a dachshund in sunglasses derailed your whole vibe. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Hawaiian Shirt is made of 100% polyester, giving you a lightweight, breathable, loose-fit garment that screams “I vacation emotionally, even when I’m at the grocery store.”

Thanks to all-over print technology, this shirt is bursting with personality—just like you when you see a Labrador in a Hawaiian lei. Whether you’re poolside, park-hopping, or dramatically waving at a corgi across the street, this is your statement piece for dog-first, plan-second living.

✨ Key Features:

• 🌺 100% Polyester: Strong, durable, and almost as resistant to social shame as you are when you make everything about dogs.

• 🎨 All-Over Print (AOP): Bold graphics from top to tail—because subtlety is for people who don’t squeal at puppies.

• 💨 Lightweight Fabric: Keeps you cool when the temperature’s high and your emotional stability is low (thanks, unexpected golden retriever).

• 🕶️ Loose Fit: Laid-back enough for tiki bars, tail-wagging, and full-body flops after intense frisbee spectating.

🧺 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your willpower when a shih tzu walks by)

• Gentle cycle—this shirt is chill, and so should your washer be

• Do not bleach—it’s already blindingly perfect

• Tumble dry low—this shirt doesn’t do drama

• Do not iron—wrinkles = character

📏 Size Guide:

• Small (S) – For compact adventurers who can spot a pug in a crowd and still look vacation-ready.

• Medium (M) – The just-right fit for casually stalking golden retrievers while holding a piña colada.

• Large (L) – Roomy enough for exaggerated pointing, tail-wagging mimicry, and snack smuggling.

• XL (Extra Luau) – Great for beach lounging, dog petting, and dramatic floral flair.

• 2XL – For big energy, bold patterns, and even bolder excuses for showing up late.

• 3XL – Enough space to breathe, bark, and bust out your best “Did you see that dog?” dance.

• 4XL – Loose, breezy, and ready for full-day tropical dog-spotting excursions.

• 5XL – Maximum comfort, max print visibility, and unmatched chill—you might as well bring a folding chair.

💡 Pro Tip: Wear this shirt when you want to feel tropical but are emotionally tied to every furry friend you pass. Perfect for vacations, casual Fridays, and “accidentally” ending up at the dog beach in full flamingo print.

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