Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Garment-Dyed Lightweight Fleece Sweat Shorts

Ever wanted to look effortlessly vintage while simultaneously being cozy enough to cancel all your plans? These unisex sweat shorts are here to ruin your productivity and your excuses for real pants. Garment-dyed for that perfectly pre-loved aesthetic, they’re made from ring-spun cotton so soft, it’ll make your childhood teddy bear jealous. Designed for lounging, errands, or chasing after adorable dogs you saw mid-walk. (We don’t judge.)

Key Features:

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Softer than a golden retriever’s ear and tougher than your group chat’s roast sessions.

• Garment-Dyed Retro Vibes: It’s like your favorite college hoodie had a baby… and that baby became shorts.

• Side Seams: Structure, shape, and just enough class to convince your boss this counts as business casual.

• Jersey-Lined Pockets: For keys, snacks, and emergency dog treats. You know—priorities.

• Relaxed Fit: Because nothing says “I’m thriving” like shorts that don’t judge your snack schedule.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Tumble dry low
• Iron on medium heat
• Do not bleach
• Do not dryclean
• (Or just toss it in the laundry with your dog’s blanket. We won’t tell.)

Size Guide:

• Small – For people who say “brb” and actually come back.

• Medium – For snack-fetchers and weekend warriors.

• Large – For maximum stretch during nap lunges.

• XL – For folks who live life like every couch is a throne.

• 2XL – For when your vibe is equal parts comfy and champion of lounging.

Pro Tip: Pair these with our matching fleece sweatshirt for the full “I had plans but saw a dog and never made it” ensemble. Bonus points if you accessorize with actual pet hair.

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