Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Garment-Dyed Hoodie

Introducing the hoodie equivalent of a cozy bear hug and your therapist saying, “You did your best.” The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Garment-Dyed Hoodie is your go-to emotional support outfit—washed in color, dyed in comfort, and spun with the dreams of dog lovers everywhere. Made with a heavyweight cotton-poly blend and garment-dyed for that “I’ve had this forever but it still looks cool” aesthetic, this hoodie is soft enough to pet (but please don’t, in public at least). With relaxed vibes and dog-watching-ready fit, it’s perfect for people who are always 5 minutes late and 110% adorable.

Key Features:

• 80% Ringspun Cotton, 20% Polyester: Woven by the cotton gods and polyester wizards to create fabric that’s soft, sturdy, and totally pettable.

• Heavy Fabric (9.5 oz/yd²): This isn’t a flimsy hoodie—it’s a fortress of fleece, built for serious lounging, dog park loitering, or existential spiraling in style.

• Relaxed Fit: Slouchy, comfy, effortlessly cool—basically the clothing equivalent of “no worries, we’re vibing.”

• Jersey-Lined Hood + Drawstrings: Cozy enough to cry into after your favorite stray ignored you. Comes with adjustable strings for stylish panic-adjusting.

• 1×1 Ribbed Cuffs and Hem: Snug where it counts so you can gesticulate wildly about the corgi you saw without losing your sleeves.

• Rolled Forward Shoulders + Neck Patch: Tailored for peak slouch performance and superior dog-tracking flexibility.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, like your ex’s heart

• Tumble dry low, because you’re already hot enough

• Do not bleach, even if you panic-spilled iced coffee

• Iron low heat (but maybe let wrinkles be part of your vibe)

• Absolutely no dry cleaning—unless you want your hoodie to judge you

Size Guide:

• Width: Roomy enough for snacks, regrets, and emotional baggage

• Length: Covers just enough to let you pretend you worked out

• Sleeve Length: Perfect for dramatic arm crossings and hoodie hugs

(Refer to chart above for actual numbers. If you measure with a dog, results may vary.)

Pro Tip: Pair this hoodie with an aloof expression, a leash (optional dog), and a hot drink you’ll never finish. You’ll radiate mysterious charm and look way too important to be on time—because you were busy seeing a dog. Priorities.

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