Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Cotton Tee
$27.28 – $31.40
Running late again? Blame the dog. This heavyweight cotton tee delivers vintage swagger and a valid excuse in one ethically sourced, absurdly comfortable package. Made for dog spotters, slow walkers, and anyone whose schedule is at the mercy of fluffy distractions. Sustainability never looked so delightfully distracted.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog distraction fashion, garment dyed chaos couture, late because dog, sarcastic t-shirt, unisex dog humor tee
Ever wish your t-shirt could scream “I have excellent taste in dogs and ethically made fashion”? Wish granted. The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Tee delivers vintage vibes with a conscience. Crafted from 100% high-end cotton that’s been garment-dyed for that already-loved, emotionally-attached look, it’s perfect for strolls, coffee runs, and yes, spontaneous dog sightings. Ethical, eco-conscious, and fashionably late—just like you.
Key Features:
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100% Cotton: Only the finest threads, spun smoother than your last Tinder date’s excuses.
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Garment-Dyed Fabric: Washed out and faded like your memories of cardio class—deliberately stylish.
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Wide Rib Collar: Because your neck deserves to lounge in comfort, too.
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Taped Neck & Shoulders: Reinforced for durability, like your patience in long lines behind chatty dog people.
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OEKO-TEX Standard 100 Certified: Free from nasties—no weird dyes, just delightful vibes.
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FLA & WRAP Certified Facility: Made where workers are treated better than influencers at brunch.
Care Instructions:
Like all the best relationships—handle with care.
🌀 Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F), gentle cycle
🚫 No bleach (your shirt isn’t into toxic relationships)
🔥 Tumble dry low
🧼 Iron low if needed
❌ Do not dry clean (this shirt’s not that high-maintenance)Size Guide:
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Small – For the folks who love dogs AND still fit into jeans from high school.
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Medium – Middle of the pack (literally and figuratively).
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Large – More room for emotional support snacks.
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XL – For maximum comfort, or post-brunch expansion zones.
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2XL & 3XL – Because we don’t gatekeep comfort around here.
Pro Tip: Pair this tee with a pair of judgmental sunglasses and an iced coffee for full “Yes I stopped to pet a dog and yes I’m late and no I don’t regret it” energy.
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