Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Garment-Dyed Fleece Sweatpants

Meet the sweatpants that say, “Yes, I chase dogs and comfort.” Whether you’re lounging, lunging, or loyally following the neighborhood golden retriever on his morning walk, these garment-dyed fleece pants have your back (and your legs). With a vintage vibe, a cloudlike feel, and the smug satisfaction of being part of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol, these are more than just pants—they’re your new emotional support system.

Key Features:

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: So soft you’ll question every other pair of pants you’ve ever owned.

• Side Seams: Because your legs deserve structure, even when your life doesn’t have any.

• Garment-Dyed Fabric: That “worn-in” feel right out of the package—like vintage, but without the questionable smells.

• Relaxed Fit: For when you’re doing yoga or just eating nachos in suspicious poses.

• U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol Member: Sustainably sassy and stylishly ethical.

Care Instructions:

Because adulting means knowing how to not shrink your sweatpants:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
• 🚫 Do not dryclean
• 🔥 Iron with medium sass (aka medium heat)
• 🍃 Tumble dry low
• 🚿 Non-chlorine bleach only if necessary (like when the dog drools something mysterious)

Size Guide:

• S: For those who walk small dogs and still call them “chonks.”

• M: The sweet spot between snack size and snack hoarder.

• L: Ideal for long legs and longer dog park stories.

• XL: Because XL equals Extra Loyal (to comfort, obviously).

• 2XL: Built for big hugs, bigger snacks, and even bigger dog obsessions.

Pro Tip:  Pair these with a dog treat pouch and a matching hoodie to achieve the rare and coveted “Did I just walk off a cozy Pinterest board?” look. Bonus: Dog hair clings to them with love—like emotional baggage but softer. 🐾

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