Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Garment-Dyed Drop-Shoulder T-Shirt

Oversized. Over-comfy. Over it. This garment-dyed drop-shoulder tee is here to casually declare your inability to walk past a dog without stopping. With 100% USA cotton and a boxy, relaxed silhouette, it delivers big streetwear energy with the soft feel of something you’ve owned (and been late in) for years. The vintage-washed colors give off “I totally had plans, but then a pug appeared” energy, and honestly? We respect that.

🔑 Key Features:

• 100% USA Cotton – Soft, smooth, and woven with ethically harvested cotton and good intentions.

• Oversized Fit with Drop Shoulders – For peak coziness and a dramatic slouch that says, “I was emotionally derailed by a golden retriever.”

• Garment-Dyed Fabric – Each shirt goes through a magical dye bath that leaves it perfectly faded, like your memory of where you were going before the dog happened.

• Double-Needle Stitched Collar – Reinforced so your neckline stays crisp even if your excuse doesn’t.

• Tear-Away Label – Because itchy neck tags are so last season.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F).
• Tumble dry low on gentle cycle.
• Do not bleach, unless you want your dog to judge you.

📏 Size Guide:

• S (Small) – For the fashionably late who spot every chihuahua from a mile away.

• M (Medium) – Ideal for casual dog detours and medium-sized “oops I stopped” moments.

• L (Large) – Comfy enough for lounging, dramatic shoulder-dropping, and golden retriever sightings.

• XL (Extra Large) – When you need room for oversized stories and snack-carrying pockets.

• 2XL – Big vibes, big comfort, and plenty of space for emotional support lint rollers.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair with sneakers, a coffee you’re late picking up, and your best “you won’t believe what kind of dog I saw” story. Bonus points if you arrive covered in fur and zero shame.

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