Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Full Zip Hoodie

Whether you’re dodging deadlines, ghosts of gym memberships past, or just really, really committed to dog-watching, this full-zip hoodie is your new alibi. Made with a cozy blend of combed, ring-spun cotton and polyester, it wraps you in warmth and gives you the mobility of a squirrel chasing a squirrel chasing a dream. It’s loose, laid-back, and basically the hoodie equivalent of a deep exhale.

✨ Key Features:

• Comfy Cotton-Poly Blend: 80% combed, ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester – because your skin deserves a spa day, every day.

• Loose Fit: Like your morals around brunch plans—effortlessly relaxed.

• Plastic Zipper: Reliable and smooth, just like you pretend to be in interviews.

• Kangaroo Pockets: For your hands, snacks, existential dread—whatever fits.

• Adjustable Hood: Hide from weather, awkward conversations, or the realization that you’ve already watched that dog video six times.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold like your heart before coffee

• No bleach (even if the drama calls for it)

• Tumble dry low, because you’ve been through enough

• Do not iron (this hoodie already has enough heat)

• No dry cleaning—this isn’t the Oscars

📏 Size Guide:

• Small: For those who still believe in portion control

• Medium: The “I hit snooze 4 times” fit

• Large: For big hoodie energy

• XL: Room for snacks and emotions

• 2XL: Confidence and extra couch real estate

💡 Pro Tip: Pair with your best “Oops, I was busy petting a stranger’s dog” face and your comfiest pants. It’s not just fashion—it’s a lifestyle choice. Warning: May inspire strangers to tell you about their dog. You’re welcome.

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