Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Freestyler Dry Handfeel Heavy Tee

Bold. Durable. Slightly textured. No, we’re not talking about your life story—we’re talking about the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Freestyler Tee. Made from 100% cotton with a dry handfeel that says “I could’ve been early, but a Dalmatian distracted me,” this tee brings streetwear edge to your soft-core dog obsession.

It’s got a heavier weight, set-in sleeves, and just enough grit to let people know you mean business… unless there’s a beagle nearby. Then you absolutely don’t.

✨ Key Features:

• 💪 100% Cotton: Tough, breathable, and perfect for stylishly dodging eye contact while sneaking pets.

• 🧵 Set-In Sleeves: Structured like your excuses and stitched for durability when sprinting toward spaniels.

• 📏 1×1 Ribbed Collar: Stretches without judgment and springs back just like your story about “how I swear I left on time.”

• 🧶 Wide Double-Needle Hems: Sewn to survive spontaneous dog park detours and heavy emotional investment in strangers’ puppies.

• 🧷 Slightly Rough Fabric Texture: A dry handfeel for those who don’t need their shirts baby-soft—just dog-proof.

🧺 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your sense of urgency when no dog is around)

• Wash with similar colors—chaotic energy prefers company

• Do not bleach—this shirt already has enough personality

• Do not tumble dry—air dry for best “I’ve got time, just not for people” results

• Iron low heat, but avoid the print (and also the responsibility)

• Do not dry clean—this shirt lives in the real world, not a suit bag

📏 Size Guide:

(Note: Actual size dimensions not provided, so feel free to match your size with your dog-petting range.)

• S–M – Built for stealthy exits and cute distractions

• L–XL – Just enough room for long-winded excuses and small-to-medium lap dogs

• 2XL–3XL – For those who stop, drop, and roll every time they see a golden retriever

💡 Pro Tip: Pairs best with denim, a confused sense of time, and a deep emotional attachment to that Shiba Inu you saw once in 2019. Bonus points if you wear it while explaining, yet again, that the Yorkie in the window needed a compliment.

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