Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Fleece Zip Up Hoodie
$59.83 – $62.57
Snuggle up in this zip-up hoodie that says, “I’m warm, I’m late, and yes—I saw a dog.” Made for professional procrastinators and canine enthusiasts alike, this fleece-lined hug of a hoodie comes with all the essentials: cozy pockets, a drama-free zipper, and enough softness to make your cat jealous. Warning: wearing this may cause spontaneous coffee runs, naps, or conversations with strangers about their dogs.
Categories : Hoodies, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog lover hoodie, fashionably delayed, fleece for the chronically late, soft hoodies for soft hearts, unisex zip hoodie
For the human who prefers to be fashionably (and justifiably) late, meet your new favorite zip-up hoodie. This unisex fleece zip-up is the perfect cuddle partner for those who get sidetracked by tail wags and wet noses. Made with a cozy blend of 80% cotton and 20% polyester, it’s got all the warmth of a puppy pile and none of the shedding. Bonus: It zips—because pulling a hoodie over your head is just too much cardio.
Key Features:
🐾 Jersey-Lined Hood – Soft, stylish, and the perfect hiding spot when you’re avoiding eye contact after missing that meeting.
🐾 Double-Needle Stitching – Stitched tougher than your willpower at a dog adoption event.
🐾 Twill Neck Tape – Keeps your neckline looking sharp while your excuses remain delightfully fuzzy.
🐾 Ribbed Cuffs & Waistband – Stretchy enough to accommodate snack runs and dramatic hand gestures.
🐾 Metal Eyelets & Kissing Zipper – Sleek, shiny, and definitely way more committed than your ex.Care Instructions:
Because even hoodies deserve a spa day:
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Machine wash cold (because warm is for soup)
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Non-chlorine bleach if you’re feeling fancy
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Tumble dry low like your ambition on Mondays
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Do not iron (seriously, why would you?)
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Do not dry clean unless your laundry budget is glamorous
Size Guide:
Available in sizes that say, “Yes, I’ll take the fries.”
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Width: Enough room for your torso and your regrets
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Length: Covers your conscience—and your waistband
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Sleeve Length: Built for reaching snacks on the top shelf
(For actual numbers, please see the handy chart provided and consult your favorite measuring tape—or wild guess.)
Pro Tip: Pair with your best dog-stalking stories and a strong latte. Bonus points if you actually saw a dog today, but no judgment if you just needed an excuse to wear this hoodie again.
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