Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Fleece Zip Up Hoodie

For the human who prefers to be fashionably (and justifiably) late, meet your new favorite zip-up hoodie. This unisex fleece zip-up is the perfect cuddle partner for those who get sidetracked by tail wags and wet noses. Made with a cozy blend of 80% cotton and 20% polyester, it’s got all the warmth of a puppy pile and none of the shedding. Bonus: It zips—because pulling a hoodie over your head is just too much cardio.

Key Features:

🐾 Jersey-Lined Hood – Soft, stylish, and the perfect hiding spot when you’re avoiding eye contact after missing that meeting.
🐾 Double-Needle Stitching – Stitched tougher than your willpower at a dog adoption event.
🐾 Twill Neck Tape – Keeps your neckline looking sharp while your excuses remain delightfully fuzzy.
🐾 Ribbed Cuffs & Waistband – Stretchy enough to accommodate snack runs and dramatic hand gestures.
🐾 Metal Eyelets & Kissing Zipper – Sleek, shiny, and definitely way more committed than your ex.

Care Instructions:

Because even hoodies deserve a spa day:

• Machine wash cold (because warm is for soup)

• Non-chlorine bleach if you’re feeling fancy

• Tumble dry low like your ambition on Mondays

• Do not iron (seriously, why would you?)

• Do not dry clean unless your laundry budget is glamorous

Size Guide:

Available in sizes that say, “Yes, I’ll take the fries.”

• Width: Enough room for your torso and your regrets

• Length: Covers your conscience—and your waistband

• Sleeve Length: Built for reaching snacks on the top shelf

(For actual numbers, please see the handy chart provided and consult your favorite measuring tape—or wild guess.)

Pro Tip: Pair with your best dog-stalking stories and a strong latte. Bonus points if you actually saw a dog today, but no judgment if you just needed an excuse to wear this hoodie again.

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