Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Fleece Hoodie
$45.42 – $50.92
For those whose priorities are: 1) Dogs, 2) Comfort, and 3) Literally everything else—this hoodie gets you. Made with a snuggly cotton-poly blend, it’s the fashion equivalent of canceling plans because you saw a corgi. Features a roomy pouch for cold hands or contraband snacks, a cozy hood for dramatic dog-watching, and enough softness to make a golden retriever jealous.
Categories : Hoodies, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog lover hoodie, fleece hoodie humor, late because dog, sarcastic dog apparel, unisex cozy fashion
This hoodie isn’t just cozy—it’s the fashion equivalent of being hugged by a warm, fluffy cloud while whispering “You’re doing amazing, sweetie.” Made for professional procrastinators and chronic dog spotters, this unisex fleece hoodie blends cottony comfort with poly-powered durability. Whether you’re dodging responsibilities or just dodging the wind, the 3-panel hood and cozy kangaroo pocket have your back—and your hands. Bonus: You’ll look like you have your life together, even if you stopped mid-walk to pet a Labrador.
Key Features:
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Cotton-Poly Power Couple: 65% cotton and 35% polyester—because two fibers are better than one, especially when one is this soft.
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Three-Panel Hood: Like a tiny, stylish tent for your head. Rain and judgment alike, be gone.
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Kangaroo Pouch Pocket: Keeps hands warm and snacks hidden. Possibly a dog treat or two. You know who you are.
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Double Needle Stitching: Reinforced like your excuses for being late.
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Tear-Away Label: Because no one has time to itch mid-dog-petting session.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold like your ex’s heart (max 30°C or 90°F).
- Do not bleach—this isn’t 2005.
- Tumble dry low to keep the snuggle integrity intact.
- Iron, steam or dry with low heat, or just lay flat and pray.
- Do not dry clean (this hoodie is way too chill for that life).
Size Guide:
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Small: Feels like a supportive text from your mom.
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Medium: Your standard “I might run errands” hoodie.
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Large: The “I just got home and I’m not leaving again” fit.
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XL – 3XL: Built for maximum lounging and serious snack-holding real estate.
Pro Tip: Pair this hoodie with leggings, joggers, or literally nothing from the waist down (if you’re on Zoom). Add a coffee and a confused Golden Retriever staring at you for peak lifestyle aesthetic. Also, say “It’s organic” even when it’s not. No one will check.
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