Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Faded Shirt

Introducing the t-shirt that says, “Yes, I’m late, yes, I saw a dog, and no, I’m not sorry.” The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Faded Shirt brings retro vibes and real-life relatability to your wardrobe. Made from 100% preshrunk, combed, ring-spun cotton, it’s as soft as a golden retriever’s ears and far more forgiving than your boss.

With a relaxed regular fit, gently faded tones, and a cozy structure, this tee is perfect for everyday wear—and especially for the kind of days when you’re running 15 minutes behind because someone brought a corgi to the coffee shop.

✨ Key Features:

• 🐶 100% Preshrunk Combed Cotton: No shrinking surprises here—unlike the moment you realize that “puppy” was actually a full-grown Great Dane in disguise.

• 🧵 Ribbed Collar: Stretches when you need it, bounces back like your mood after seeing a dachshund in a bowtie.

• 📐 Side Seams: Keeps the shape steady—even if your schedule isn’t.

• 🪡 Shoulder Tape: Reinforces the shirt for maximum emotional support during dramatic gasps at dog sightings.

• 🎨 Faded Finish: Vintage aesthetic meets canine commitment. It’s not worn out, it’s well-experienced (like you, after chasing a stray beagle).

🧺 Care Instructions:

Care for this tee like you care for your neighbor’s dog (who you pretend is yours):

• Machine wash cold (you, not your heart)

• Do not bleach (unless you’re into accidental fashion risks)

• Tumble dry low—like your tolerance for people who don’t like dogs

• Iron on low heat, but honestly, who’s ironing a t-shirt?

• Do not dry clean—this shirt is chill, not corporate

📏 Size Guide:

• S – Great for agile dodgers who weave through crowds yelling “OMG a puppy!”

• M – Balanced for those who mix casual style with spontaneous zoomies.

• L – For confident strutters who give belly rubs and style advice.

• XL – Made for big personalities and even bigger reactions to bulldogs in costumes.

• 2XL – Spacious, comfy, and perfect for cuddles (dog or human).

• 3XL – Maximum coziness for those who refuse to leave the dog park. Ever.

💡 Pro Tip: This shirt pairs perfectly with vintage sneakers, weekend plans you won’t make on time, and stories that begin with, “So I was just walking when I saw this tiny Pomeranian in a tutu…”

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