Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex EcoSmart® Pullover Hoodie Sweatshirt

Introducing the hoodie that lets you save the environment and your reputation for chronic tardiness in one swoop! The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” EcoSmart® Hoodie is crafted for eco-conscious wanderers who get easily distracted by four-legged floofs. Made with 50% cotton, 50% polyester (with up to 5% of that poly spun from recycled plastic bottles), this hoodie is basically what Captain Planet would wear if he had a dog and a sense of humor.

With a medium-weight fleece that’s softer than a golden retriever’s ears and no neck tag to itch your sense of dignity, it’s designed for comfort, style, and spontaneous puppy sightings. Oh, and did we mention the giant front pocket? It’s perfect for your hands or, more realistically, your emergency treats stash.

Key Features:

• Recycled Sass: 5% of the polyester comes from recycled plastic bottles—because saving the planet should come with a sense of humor.

• Fleecey Goodness: Patented low-pill, high-stitch-density fleece to keep you feeling like you’re being hugged by a Labradoodle.

• Kangaroo Pocket: For all your essentials—phone, wallet, squeaky toy, existential dread.

• No Side Seams, No Side-Eye: Constructed to avoid bulkiness and awkward bunching. The drama stays outside.

• Tag-Free Comfort: Because the only tag you care about is the one wagging on your dog.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry: low heat

• Do not iron (the hoodie, not your life)

• Do not dry clean (this isn’t a tuxedo)

Size Guide:

• S: Great for people who like snug hugs and small dogs

• M: The universal hoodie size—AKA “roomy but not suspicious”

• L: Extra snack space built-in

• XL: For those who carry emotional support dogs and snacks

• 2XL–3XL: Maximum comfort, minimum judgment

Pro Tip: Pair this hoodie with a leash, a latte, and your best “I definitely meant to be late” expression. Works especially well on dog park dates, lazy weekends, and when avoiding human interaction at the grocery store.

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