Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex DryBlend® Hooded Sweatshirt

Finally, a hoodie that understands your priorities: dogs, dry armpits, and impeccable style. This classic Gildan DryBlend® hoodie is the MVP of moisture management, thanks to its 50/50 cotton-poly fabric that doesn’t just wick away sweat—it wicks away guilt too (for being late…again…because dogs). Whether you’re jogging, lounging, or fake-jogging to avoid small talk, this hoodie’s got your back—literally and figuratively.

Key Features:

• 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester: Soft spun yarn meets tough polyester—basically the hoodie version of a golden retriever who also pays rent.

• DryBlend® Technology: Like having your own personal air conditioner… sewn into a sweatshirt.

• Classic Fit: Not too snug, not too baggy—Goldilocks would approve.

• Double-Needle Stitching: Because you’re going to wear this a lot. Like, a lot.

• Ribbed Cuffs & Hem with Spandex: Stretches, recovers, and doesn’t judge your second breakfast.

• Adjustable Drawstring Hood: Pull it up for drama, warmth, or when avoiding your neighbor’s MLM pitch.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (because warm is too aggressive).
• Tumble dry low (because you deserve gentleness), and please—don’t iron your excuses.
• Do not bleach or dry clean (unless you’re feeling rebellious).

Size Guide:

• Small: For folks who occasionally say “I saw a small dog” like it’s not the highlight of their week.

• Medium: For those who wave at dogs from across the street like you’re old friends.

• Large: Fits your torso and your oversized personality.

• XL: Ideal for hugging larger dogs or carrying treats in the front pouch.

• 2XL-3XL: Because no one should have to choose between comfort and expressing dog-based tardiness.

Pro Tip: Pair it with jeans, joggers, or the look of utter sincerity when you tell someone for the third time this week: “Sorry I’m late… I saw a dog.” Bonus points if you show them a blurry photo of the dog in question.

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