Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex DryBlend® Crewneck Sweatshirt

You know that awkward moment when you’re late because a dog walked by and you had to pet it? This sweatshirt gets you. Crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton, 50% polyester, and 100% pure dog-lover energy, the DryBlend® tech keeps you dry whether you’re bench-pressing or just bench-sitting while dog-spotting. It’s comfy, classic, and stylish enough that even the dog might stop to admire you.

Key Features:

• DryBlend® Technology: Wicks away moisture, but sadly not your guilt for being late (again).

• Medium-heavy fabric (9 oz/yd²): Heavy enough to be cozy, light enough for a spontaneous dog chase.

• 1×1 Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem: Just the right amount of stretch to accommodate surprise zoomies.

• Double-needle stitching: Built tough—just like your resolve to not stop for every dog.

• Classic Fit: Because timeless style never goes out of fashion—even when you’re 10 minutes late.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (because hot temp = sad shrinkage),
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed (because life happens),
• Tumble dry low (it’s just chill like that),
• Do not iron or dry clean (this sweatshirt is low-maintenance, unlike your last relationship).

Size Guide:

• S: For when you still believe in portion control

• M: Slightly roomier, great for layering or snacking

• L: For that cozy hug feel without the human interaction

• XL – 3XL: More dog, more comfort, more you.
  (And yes, it runs true to size—unless you’ve befriended a few too many cheese fries. In which case: size up, you beautiful rebel.)

Pro Tip: Pair it with jeans, joggers, or your best “I swear I’m a responsible adult” look. Whether you’re headed to brunch or just stalking golden retrievers in the park, this sweatshirt will have your back (literally). Bonus: it makes the perfect excuse for literally any delay in life.

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