Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex DryBlend® Crewneck Sweatshirt
$37.08 – $42.22
Fashionably late? Absolutely. Dog-induced detour? Always. This unisex DryBlend® sweatshirt has your back—literally. With moisture-wicking wizardry, cozy vibes, and enough room to chase tail (yours or a golden retriever’s), it’s your official uniform for being chronically distracted by four-legged cuteness. Warning: may cause spontaneous barking (from jealous onlookers).
Categories : Sweatshirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine distraction couture, dog excuse apparel, funny DryBlend fashion, socially late and stylish, unisex dog lover sweatshirt
You know that awkward moment when you’re late because a dog walked by and you had to pet it? This sweatshirt gets you. Crafted from a magical blend of 50% cotton, 50% polyester, and 100% pure dog-lover energy, the DryBlend® tech keeps you dry whether you’re bench-pressing or just bench-sitting while dog-spotting. It’s comfy, classic, and stylish enough that even the dog might stop to admire you.
Key Features:
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DryBlend® Technology: Wicks away moisture, but sadly not your guilt for being late (again).
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Medium-heavy fabric (9 oz/yd²): Heavy enough to be cozy, light enough for a spontaneous dog chase.
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1×1 Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem: Just the right amount of stretch to accommodate surprise zoomies.
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Double-needle stitching: Built tough—just like your resolve to not stop for every dog.
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Classic Fit: Because timeless style never goes out of fashion—even when you’re 10 minutes late.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (because hot temp = sad shrinkage),
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed (because life happens),
- Tumble dry low (it’s just chill like that),
- Do not iron or dry clean (this sweatshirt is low-maintenance, unlike your last relationship).
Size Guide:
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S: For when you still believe in portion control
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M: Slightly roomier, great for layering or snacking
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L: For that cozy hug feel without the human interaction
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XL – 3XL: More dog, more comfort, more you.
(And yes, it runs true to size—unless you’ve befriended a few too many cheese fries. In which case: size up, you beautiful rebel.)
Pro Tip: Pair it with jeans, joggers, or your best “I swear I’m a responsible adult” look. Whether you’re headed to brunch or just stalking golden retrievers in the park, this sweatshirt will have your back (literally). Bonus: it makes the perfect excuse for literally any delay in life.
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