Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Denim Jacket (Embroidery)

This jacket is tough, timeless, and ever so slightly stretchy—just like your excuse for being late (again). Made for those who see a dog and instantly forget every appointment, meeting, or sense of time, this classic denim number is the ultimate tribute to your canine-induced tardiness. Whether you’re channeling 90s rebel, modern minimalist, or just trying to hide your dog fur in style, this unisex denim jacket has your back. Literally.

Key Features:

• 99% Ring-Spun Combed Cotton, 1% Spandex: Stronger than your willpower when a dog walks by, and just stretchy enough to flex during spontaneous dog-petting squats.

• 12 oz/yd² Fabric Weight: Built to last through fashion fads, changing seasons, and hundreds of “OMG, is that a corgi?” gasps.

• Chest Pockets with Buttons: Because fake pockets are a scam and you need a place to store dog treats, receipts, or existential dread.

• Perfect for Embroidery: Add your custom flair—name, dog’s name, or just “sorry” stitched in shame.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (because you’re too cool for warm cycles)

• Gentle cycle only, like your emotional state after missing that golden retriever

• Tumble dry low, like your standards after 5 PM

• Iron on low heat if you must, but honestly, wrinkles are just denim’s laugh lines

• Do not bleach or dry clean unless you’re rebelling against fashion decency

Size Guide:

• S: Slim fit, maximum sass

• M: For the moderately responsible dog-watcher

• L: You saw three dogs and forgot your job existed

• XL: You stopped traffic for a dachshund

• 2XL: You attend more dog birthdays than human ones

Pro Tip: Pair with judgmental sunglasses and a pocket full of treats. When someone questions your lateness, just whisper “Dog” and watch them nod in solemn understanding.

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