Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Denim Jacket (Embroidery)
$96.23 – $98.97
Make a bold entrance and an even bolder excuse with this embroidered denim jacket that screams, “Yes, I was late—and yes, it was because of a dog.” Crafted from tough-yet-snuggly cotton with just a hint of stretch for dramatic coat-flips, this classic piece turns everyday detours into fashion moments. Perfect for those whose life compass points toward “Pup First, Punctuality Later.”
Categories : Long Sleeves, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine chic couture, dog excuse fashion, embroidered outerwear, late because dog, unisex denim jacket
This jacket is tough, timeless, and ever so slightly stretchy—just like your excuse for being late (again). Made for those who see a dog and instantly forget every appointment, meeting, or sense of time, this classic denim number is the ultimate tribute to your canine-induced tardiness. Whether you’re channeling 90s rebel, modern minimalist, or just trying to hide your dog fur in style, this unisex denim jacket has your back. Literally.
Key Features:
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99% Ring-Spun Combed Cotton, 1% Spandex: Stronger than your willpower when a dog walks by, and just stretchy enough to flex during spontaneous dog-petting squats.
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12 oz/yd² Fabric Weight: Built to last through fashion fads, changing seasons, and hundreds of “OMG, is that a corgi?” gasps.
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Chest Pockets with Buttons: Because fake pockets are a scam and you need a place to store dog treats, receipts, or existential dread.
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Perfect for Embroidery: Add your custom flair—name, dog’s name, or just “sorry” stitched in shame.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (because you’re too cool for warm cycles)
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Gentle cycle only, like your emotional state after missing that golden retriever
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Tumble dry low, like your standards after 5 PM
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Iron on low heat if you must, but honestly, wrinkles are just denim’s laugh lines
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Do not bleach or dry clean unless you’re rebelling against fashion decency
Size Guide:
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S: Slim fit, maximum sass
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M: For the moderately responsible dog-watcher
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L: You saw three dogs and forgot your job existed
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XL: You stopped traffic for a dachshund
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2XL: You attend more dog birthdays than human ones
Pro Tip: Pair with judgmental sunglasses and a pocket full of treats. When someone questions your lateness, just whisper “Dog” and watch them nod in solemn understanding.
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S M L XL 2XL Width, in 19.50 21.50 23.50 25.50 27.00 Length, in 26.00 26.50 27.00 27.50 28.00 Sleeve length, in 24.50 24.75 25.00 25.25 25.50 -