Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex CVC Jersey T-Shirt
Price range: $22.40 through $33.10
Running late again? Blame it on the dog—and do it in style. This unisex CVC jersey tee is the official uniform for professional dog-watchers, casual canine enthusiasts, and anyone who’s ever screeched to a halt mid-walk because they saw a floofy angel on four legs. With soft-as-a-puppy polyester-cotton blend and a fit that’s as forgiving as your dog when you forget to refill the treat jar, this shirt says, “Yes, I’m late—but it was absolutely worth it.”
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine couture, dog lover shirt, late but fabulous, sarcastic apparel, sorry not sorry
Ever been late because a four-legged tail-wagger crossed your path and demanded your full emotional investment? Of course you have. This unisex CVC jersey tee lets the world know you had a very valid reason for being late. Crafted from a cozy blend of cotton and polyester, it’s the perfect uniform for dog spotting, spontaneous belly rubs, or dodging human interaction at brunch.
Key Features:
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Luxury-Grade Softness: 60% combed, ring-spun cotton + 40% polyester = your skin’s new BFF.
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Classic Fit: Tailored just enough to make you look socially acceptable, even if you’re still emotionally recovering from seeing a golden retriever in a raincoat.
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1×1 Ribbed Collar: Stretches when you panic-pull it over your head because your dog chewed your hairbrush again.
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Self-Fabric Shoulder Tape: Keeps everything where it should be—unlike your dog’s sense of boundaries.
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Tear-Away Label: Because the only irritation you need in life is stepping in something “mysterious” at the dog park.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30C/90F) with your socks that also have dog faces on them.
- Tumble dry low like a responsible adult.
- No bleach, no dry cleaning—this tee’s a rebel with a cause.
Size Guide:
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XS – Petite Pup Watcher: Ideal for those agile enough to chase Chihuahuas.
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S – Subtle Tail Chaser: A perfect fit for low-key observers of corgi butt wiggles.
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M – Mid-Level Dog Devotee: For those who cancel plans at the mere possibility of petting a labradoodle.
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L – Leash-Holding Hero: Spacious enough for stretching out during post-walk naps.
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XL – Alpha Dog Enthusiast: Because loving dogs is a full-time lifestyle, and your wardrobe should reflect that.
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2XL–5XL – Ultimate Canine Crusader: Roomy, comfy, and built for watching entire dog documentary marathons on the couch.
Pro Tip: Pair this tee with a leash in your pocket—so you’re always ready in case you “accidentally” end up adopting another dog on the way to the store. Again.
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