Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Cruiser 2.0 Hoodie

Meet the hoodie that says, “Yes, I care about the planet—and also about that labradoodle I saw two blocks back.” The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Cruiser 2.0 Hoodie is made from 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton, which is a fancy way of saying it’s softer than a puppy’s ears and more durable than your willpower around a hot dog stand.

This heavyweight, fabric-washed masterpiece includes everything you didn’t know you needed: matching drawcords, sleek metal tips (fancy!), and a back-neck half-moon feature that sounds mysterious but mostly just makes you look extremely put together while you’re 15 minutes late and covered in fur.

🏷️ Key Features:

• 100% Organic Ring-Spun Combed Cotton: Grown responsibly. Spun elegantly. Combed like your neighbor’s prize-winning golden retriever. Pure, soft, and smugly sustainable.

• Heavyweight Comfort (10.3 oz of Cozy): Heavier than your guilt for skipping leg day. Thicker than your excuses. Perfect for sweater weather—or any dog-stalking weather.

• Fabric Washed: Pre-softened for your convenience and because life is too short to “break in” anything besides awkward small talk.

• Matching Drawcords with Metal Tipping: Minimalist, modern, and just bougie enough to distract from your lack of punctuality.

• Kangaroo Pocket: For your phone, your hands, and the three dog treats you forgot you were still carrying.

• Self-Fabric Half Moon at Back Neck: Adds durability, structure, and something to casually reference when someone compliments your hoodie like you’re a textile expert.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F)

• 🚫 Do not bleach (even if the coffee spills try to convince you otherwise)

• 🚫 No tumble dry—air-dry like it’s Paris Fashion Week

• 🧼 Iron on low heat (if you must)

• 🚫 No dry cleaning, this isn’t a tuxedo

📏 Size Guide:

• XXS–XS: For the minimalists, or those who’ve never carried a single dog treat in their life

• S–M: That sweet spot between fitted and “I could nap in this”

• L–XL: For hoodie fans who enjoy layering and dramatic wind-swept entrances

• 2XL–5XL: Maximum coziness. Great for lounging, layering, or housing three emotional support animals (metaphorically, of course)

💡 Pro Tip: Wear this hoodie to subtly inform the world that your priorities include rescue dogs, eco-conscious fabrics, and being fashionably late. Works best when paired with jeans, joggers, or a leash that definitely belongs to a dog you “just happened to run into.”

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