Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Some people wear sweaters. Others wear excuses. This Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog unisex crewneck sweatshirt is the latter—only warmer, softer, and way more acceptable in public.

Made from an ultra-comfy blend of 80% cotton and 20% polyester (with bonus recycled cred in heathered colors), it’s built with 3-end fleece and a tight-knit construction that says, “I’m trying,” even if your arrival time says otherwise. With a regular fit, side seams for structure, and a necktape so comfy it feels like a supportive friend, this sweatshirt is your new go-to for chilly days, dog detours, and casual regret.

🏷️ Key Features:

• 80/20 Cotton-Poly Blend (Fabric Content Varies by Color): Warm, durable, and forgiving—just like your best excuses.

• 3-End Fleece, Tight-Knit Construction: Built to last longer than your morning motivation.

• Ribbed Collar & Twill Neck Tape: Stays snug without choking your vibe. Stabilized for maximum lounge performance.

• Side Seams for Structure: Keeps its shape even when your schedule doesn’t.

• Tear-Away Label: Because scratchy necks are for people who make it on time.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• 🧴 No bleach—this isn’t that kind of drama

• 🌀 Tumble dry low like your motivation

• 🧼 Iron low if necessary, but let’s be honest—you won’t

• 🚫 No dry cleaning—we like our care low maintenance

📏 Size Guide:

• S (Sleek & Slightly Smug): For the punctual optimist who tries to be on time, but gets lovingly derailed by dachshunds.

• M (Moderately Mischievous): Great for light layering and medium-level denial about how late you actually are.

• L (Lounge Legend): Comfortably roomy—ideal for impromptu naps and spontaneous dog chases.

• XL (Extra Excuse Space): For those who believe in oversized sweatshirts and even bigger reasons for being late.

• 2XL (Too Cozy to Care): Built for blanket-level warmth, snack-hoarding, and top-tier procrastination.

• 3XL (Max Chill, Min Effort): The ultimate in roomy comfort for people who want to make being late look like a lifestyle choice.

💡 Pro Tip: This crewneck is perfect for last-minute plans, dog park strolls, and pretending you’re on your way when you’re still at home debating snacks. Style with jeans, joggers, or the powerful energy of someone who knows the dog was worth it.

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