Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Crew Sweatshirt

Whether you’re dodging responsibilities or just genuinely late because of a golden retriever sighting (we believe you), this sweatshirt has your back—literally. Crafted from a heroic 65% cotton and 35% polyester blend, it’s soft enough to cuddle in and durable enough to survive your latest dog-chasing escapade. With a tear-away label and 100% cotton face for vivid designs, this sweatshirt is as functional as it is fashionably flustered.

Key Features:

• Cotton-Poly Power Couple (65%/35%): Like peanut butter and jelly—only warmer and less sticky.

• With Side Seams: Holds its shape better than you did during last week’s surprise Zoom meeting.

• Double Needle Stitching: Twice the thread, twice the sass. Reinforced to outlive your attention span.

• Twill Neck Tape: So your neckline stays put even if your life doesn’t.

• Self-Fabric Moon Patch: No, it won’t help you become an astronaut—but it does look cool.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart),
• Do not bleach (unless you like surprises),
• Tumble dry low (no somersaults),
• Iron low (but seriously, why?),
• Absolutely no dry cleaning (you’re not royalty).

Size Guide:

• Small: Snug fit for early dog spotters

• Medium: Room for a snack or two

• Large: Ideal for dramatic hugs and shoulder shrugs

• XL: For those who take their lounging seriously

• 2XL+: Built for binge-watching, dog cuddling, and emotional support burritos

Pro Tip: Layer this sweatshirt over your existential dread and under your dog-watching binoculars. Bonus points if you spill coffee on it—it just adds character.

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