Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt (EU)
$33.87 – $37.97
Look stylish, stay cozy, and blame every delay on adorable dogs with this unisex crew neck sweatshirt. Made for those who can’t resist stopping mid-stride to greet a tail-wagging stranger, it’s soft, warm, and socially acceptable even when you’re 47 minutes late. It’s fashion with an alibi—because dogs happen.
Categories : Sweatshirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine-approved apparel, cozy chaos enabler, dog distraction couture, fashionably late and proud, unisex sweatshirt of glory
Let’s face it—fashion is fleeting, but your commitment to dog-induced tardiness is forever. This EU-approved Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt combines timeless street style with the emotional warmth of unexpectedly spotting a schnauzer. Made for dog-lovers who enjoy getting cozy and calling it a personality, this brushed fleece masterpiece is the internationally fluent love language of procrastination and pets.
Key Features:
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50% Combed Ringspun Cotton, 50% Polyester: A majestic blend of fluff and durability—this sweatshirt has the emotional depth of a handwritten love letter and the tensile strength of a Labrador on a leash.
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Ribbed Cuffs, Collar & Waistband: Designed to stretch just enough to accommodate spontaneous belly-laughs and a few emergency snack runs.
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Brushed Fleece Interior: Softer than the whimper of a puppy denied a treat. Basically, your torso will write thank-you notes.
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With Side Seams: Because even chaos needs structure. Keeps your sweatshirt in shape while you spiral out of control emotionally (in a fashionable way).
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Unisex Regular Fit: Looks equally charming whether you’re yelling “DOG!” in heels or hiking boots.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
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Tumble dry: low heat
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Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat
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Do not bleach or dryclean unless you’re feeling rebellious.
Size Guide:
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XS – For those who pet chihuahuas and prefer tight emotional boundaries
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S – Slightly less emotionally repressed
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M – A balanced person (probably owns a golden retriever)
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L – Big hugs, big dogs, big vibes
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XL–4XL – For when your love for dogs exceeds the confines of conventional sizing
Pro Tip: Perfect for those “quick errands” that last four hours because you met a corgi named Waffles. Pair with judgmental stares from punctual people and a leash you don’t actually need (but like to carry anyway).
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 18.90 20.28 21.65 23.03 24.41 25.79 27.17 28.54 Length, in 25.20 25.98 26.77 27.56 28.35 29.13 29.92 30.71 Sleeve length, in 23.43 23.82 24.21 24.61 25.00 25.39 25.79 26.18 -