Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt
Price range: $40.60 through $57.27
Running late again? Blame it on this ridiculously cozy sweatshirt—and the dog you definitely saw. Made from a cotton-polyester blend so soft it might file for emotional support status, this unisex crewneck is your new go-to for warmth, style, and wildly believable excuses. It prints beautifully and wears like you have your life together (even if you’re holding a latte and a leash).
Categories : Sweatshirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : Cozy Canine Couture, dog excuses apparel, funny fleece fashion, late because dog, unisex dog lover sweatshirt
Ever run late and needed an excuse so brilliant it makes you fashionable? Look no further. This unisex crewneck sweatshirt isn’t just warm—it’s the perfect cover story for why you’re perpetually 7–15 minutes behind schedule. Crafted by the fine folks at Independent Trading Co., it’s got the cozy comfort of a cabin in the woods and the style of someone who owns at least three reusable water bottles. Also, it prints like a dream. So if your dog deserves to be on your chest, this is your canvas.
Key Features:
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Cotton-Poly Dream Team: 80% cotton, 20% polyester fleece, with a 100% cotton face for stunning print quality and pet-hair-resistant vibes.
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Double-Needle Sorcery: Sewn to survive your wildest weekday errands and most dramatic coffee runs.
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Necktape = No Nonsense: Stabilizes the back seam like your best friend stabilizes your bad decisions.
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Ribbed for Your Pleasure: 1×1 ribbed cuffs, collar, and waistband bounce back better than your last situationship.
Care Instructions:
Like all good things in life:
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Machine wash cold (30°C max), because your sweatshirt deserves to be pampered.
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No bleach—this isn’t 2004.
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Tumble dry low (because high heat is for bad breakups).
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Do not iron unless you enjoy ruining perfectly good things.
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Drycleaning? Absolutely not.
Size Guide:
Short definitions? You got it:
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XS – Fashionable toddler or adventurous minimalist.
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S – “I do yoga sometimes” fit.
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M – The universal donor of sweatshirts.
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L – Comfy without the commitment.
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XL – Just enough room for snacks and sarcasm.
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2XL – Sunday brunch-ready.
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3XL – Roomy enough for regrets.
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4XL – Oversized is a lifestyle, not a phase.
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5XL – Like a wearable nap.
Pro Tip: Want people to stop asking why you’re late? Just point to the dog on your sweatshirt and say, “This masterpiece doesn’t walk itself.” Then strut away like the mysterious, cozy legend you are.
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