Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Cotton Crew Tee

If you’re going to show up late, you might as well look unapologetically adorable while doing it. Enter: the Unisex Cotton Crew Tee, your new go-to for lightweight comfort and canine-related time mismanagement. Made with 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (a.k.a. the good stuff), this tee is soft, smooth, and totally supportive of your late arrivals and early exits—especially if there’s a schnauzer in sight. It’s classic. It’s versatile. It’s basically the Swiss Army knife of dog-watching fashion.

🔑 Key Features:

• 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton – Smooth enough to make a pug jealous of your softness.

• Lightweight Fabric (4.3 oz/yd²) – Perfect for sprinting after that bulldog or casually strolling past a Dalmatian like you weren’t two hours behind.

• Classic Fit & Crew Neckline – Clean-cut and perfect for accessorizing with dog treats in your pocket.

• Ribbed Knit Collar – Holds shape even if your plans (and punctuality) don’t.

• Side Seams & Shoulder Tape – Built for structure, even when your schedule is chaos.

• Made in Honduras – Assembled with care, though it cannot control your impulse to pet every golden retriever.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Iron on low if your dog lets you

• No dry cleaning—your tee (and your life) are low-maintenance.

📏 Size Guide:

• XS – For tiny humans with big dog energy and even bigger excuses.

• S – Sleek, chic, and probably late because a dachshund winked at you.

• M – The universally relatable size for casual walkers and committed bark-trackers.

• L – Just roomy enough to carry snacks, regrets, and golden retriever glitter (aka fur).

• XL – When the coffee’s large and your tolerance for being on time is small.

• 2XL – Built for bold moves, bold prints, and bolder paw-sibilities.

• 3XL – For the dog-lover who doesn’t believe in personal space… or punctuality.

• 4XL – Comfort level: Netflix, snacks, and a lap full of sleepy beagles.

• 5XL – Maximum coziness for maximum emotional support (from dogs and this shirt).

💡 Pro Tip: Pair this tee with confidence, a leash (for fashion or function), and your favorite “dog made me do it” expression. Works like a charm 87% of the time—especially if the dog is cute enough.

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