Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex ComfortWash® Garment-Dyed Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Need a shirt that says, “I have style and priorities (dogs)”? Look no further. This ComfortWash® long sleeve tee is what happens when buttery-soft fabric takes a time machine back to a vintage thrift shop. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and dyed to look like it’s been emotionally supporting you since the ‘90s. Pair with jeans, sweatpants, or existential dread—this tee doesn’t judge.

🔑 Key Features:

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Softer than your neighbor’s golden retriever.

• Garment-Dyed Goodness – That “I’ve owned this for years” look—without the mysterious ketchup stains.

• Double-Needle Sleeves & Hems – Built tough enough to survive tug-of-war with your fashion sense.

• Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping – Keeps things in place even if your dog doesn’t.

• Classic Crewneck – Because V-necks are for people who get to places on time.

🧺 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your heart before caffeine)

• Use non-chlorine bleach if needed (chlorine is so dramatic)

• Tumble dry low (like your expectations)

• Medium iron if you must (or embrace the wrinkles of life)

• Do not dry clean (you’re not royalty)

📏 Size Guide:

• S: For people who occasionally share fries

• M: For humans who “walk fast” as exercise

• L: For folks who “just want something roomy”

• XL: For snuggly Sundays and oversized vibes

• 2XL & 3XL: Because life’s too short for tight sleeves

💡 Pro Tip: Layer it under a denim jacket and toss on some sunglasses for the perfect “I’m too cool AND emotionally unavailable because I saw a dog” look. Bonus points if there’s actual dog fur on your jeans.

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