Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex ComfortWash® Garment Dyed Crewneck Sweatshirt

If you’ve ever wanted to look retro-fabulous while explaining your chronic dog-distraction condition, this ComfortWash® crewneck is your emotional support sweatshirt. Garment-dyed for that perfectly faded “I’ve had this since college” vibe, it’s as soft as a corgi’s ear and almost as loyal. Whether you’re strolling, scrolling, or avoiding adulthood, this pullover’s got your back—literally. Bonus: it’s a Hanes classic, which means you’re basically wrapped in nostalgic quality and millennial angst.

🧵 Key Features:

• 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester: Like a dog-person combo—cuddly with a dash of chaos. Strong, smooth, and made for print perfection.

• Vintage-Washed & Garment-Dyed: Looks like you thrifted it from someone cooler. You didn’t. We won’t tell.

• Double-Needle, Lay-Flat Collar: Stays in shape better than your New Year’s resolutions.

• Midweight Fleece, Soft Touch: Warm enough for brisk walks, light enough to still chase the ice cream truck.

• DTF (Direct-to-Film) Printing: Your design? Front and center, crisp and rebellious—just like your favorite excuse.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (dog hair optional)

• Non-chlorine bleach if needed (only if the dog jumps in the mud again)

• Tumble dry low like a responsible adult

• Iron on low (but why would you?)

• Do not dry clean (this isn’t Wall Street)

📏 Size Guide:

• Standard Fit – Built for comfort, not contouring.

• Body Length: Hangs just right—neither belly shirt nor bathrobe.

• Chest Width (Laid Flat): Wiggle room for snacks, yawns, or surprise dogs.

• Sleeve Length: Arms stay warm whether reaching for treats or pretending to work.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with your best “I’m responsible but quirky” face and some joggers. Bonus points if you’ve got a rescue pup or a coffee habit. This sweatshirt is so comfortable, you’ll forget you had responsibilities—like responding to that email from three days ago.

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