Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Columbia Fleece Jacket (Embroidery)

Say hello to your new favorite reason to be both late and fabulously fleece-covered. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Columbia Fleece Jacket is that magical combination of sporty, soft, and suspiciously responsible-looking—perfect for when you’re 20 minutes late but somehow still the warmest person in the room.

Crafted from 100% polyester MTR (Maximum Thermal Retention) filament fleece, this jacket doesn’t just trap heat—it traps admiration. The athletic fit means it hugs you just enough to say, “I might jog if necessary,” while the embroidery lets the world know you’ve made peace with your punctuality issues. Whether you’re braving the great outdoors or just the grocery store parking lot, this fleece has your back. Literally.

🏷️ Key Features;

• 100% Polyester MTR Filament Fleece: The kind of warmth that says “I hike,” even if your only trail is the path to the coffee machine.

• Athletic Fit: Slim and flattering, like you intended to look sporty, not just accidentally pulled it off.

• Classic Columbia Style: Timeless, functional, and just bougie enough to say, “Yes, I wear fleece, but make it fashion.”

• Embroidered Design: Because your excuse should be stitched into history.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold, gentle cycle (like your personality)

• ❄️ Do not bleach (or you’ll ruin the magic)

• 🧼 Dry flat—yes, this is the adulting part

• 🚫 Do not iron (seriously, it’s fleece)

• 🚫 No dry cleaning—this jacket’s not attending prom

📏 Size Guide:

• S (Snug Explorer): For the early risers who almost made it on time but stopped to pet a spaniel.

• M (Moderately Adventurous): Perfect for layering over ambition and underachievement. Roomy, but not slouchy.

• L (Laid-Back & Layered): For those who prefer comfort, chaos, and always one more layer than necessary.

• XL (Extra Cozy, Extra Late): Built for warmth, excuses, and mid-hike snack storage.

• 2XL (Too Warm to Worry): Enough space for oversized comfort and underprepared weather choices.

💡 Pro Tip: This jacket is perfect for chilly hikes, coffee runs, or dramatic pet-related entrances. Pair it with joggers, boots, and a strong belief that your dog obsession is a personality trait (because it is). Bonus points if you dramatically unzip it mid-sentence while delivering your excuse.

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